Toyota Hilux 4x4 white in colour come to a sudden stop in front of farmer Jones house, door flies open and farmer Brown flies out and goes straight up to the door and BANGS BANGS BANGS
on the door, 9 year old David opens the door, "hello Mr Brown" is all he can get before farmer Brown yells "is your father home", "no" David says "he is in town", "well is your mother home" Brown asks, "no she with dad in town", "is that brother of yours Jack here" Brown asks getting annoyed, "no he is in town to" the young fella says and then he said after a few seconds of silence.......... "is there something I can help you with, do you want to borrow something", farmer Brown yells "HELL NO its not that, its your brother Jack he has got my daughter Lily pregnant"............... All quiet for a few seconds while the young fella scratches his head before saying " I know dads stud fee for the bull is $50 and the boar is $40 but I can't help you with that, I don't know what he charges for Jack"...............
Time to get up andd get going.......todays bad decisions aren't going to make themselves!!!
