A long tall story...

Get there first,& weigh in. 'Cos he was thirsty. So threw his Melway out the window, Smaash right through the Customlines windsceen!!!!

That'll learn youse blokes he said as..........

Good work WERK :'( :'(

Both typin together AY

......get to that little honey in the next town before those other rotten buggers spoilt it for him. he was just throwing the ol girl back a few cogs when.......

He looked back in the mirror ....what are these clowns in the cuzzie doin, they are all over the road!!!



chocs

Get there first,& weigh in. 'Cos he was thirsty. So threw his Melway out the window, Smaash right through the Customlines windsceen!!!!

That'l learn he said as..........

The ol cuzzie swerved into the gravel on the wrong side of the road, fishtailed, back across the road, through the table drain, up in the air and back out onto the bitumen...
The boys couldn't work out what was goin on...whats that jockie in the 4300 doin! doesn't he realise its us......

.... but they'd never have guessed that he was on a mission of a lifetime, those blokes never stood a chance, he put his hand out the window and..............




Note I can see this getting to be one of those kids 'pick a page' stories.........mwaaahahahaha

hand out the window and..............
WOOSH, A '34 Ford pickup damn near broke his arm, as it went past sideways,"getouttathewayi'm thirsty" he heard. When the 'phone rang. & it was.........

Hey Werk,

Re:Note I can see this getting to be one of those kids 'pick a page' stories.........mwaaahahahaha

As long as it's not a "scratch & sniff" book

......a hummin sound filled the air....nay ....... it was a screamin sound......gettin louder by the second.............A dull glow started to get brighter and bright on the horizon.......................suddenly over the last hill came .....................

...............the Hupster in his UD4 powered Flintsone Deutzmack.............20' flames streaking out of the stacks.........load of hangin beef swingin back n forth.........he hollered out "I'll catch you, ya bugga...."

On and on he pushed till he .............

As the 'cuzzie' boys headed south toward their 'free' beer, they noticed what looked like a fridge van coming toward them, swaying left to right....they were hard pressed to focus in the late evening light....but the glow of what looked like flames had them mesmerised..when all of a sudden they were almost sucked under the rig that was now passing them....
Where did he come from!!!!
He must be doin a dollar twenty!....
Mate he'll wanna back off at ardlethan or we'll be pullin him outa the trees!!!!!!!!

PS will someone answer the phone



chocs

PS will someone answer the phone

chocs

It was for you, Chocs! Something about you missed the early mass last Sunday, and will you be there next Sunday? Your turn to take 'round the collection plate!