Sometimes Sayings.

If i wanted to hear from and ar$ehole, I'd fart !

If it wasn't for bad luck
I'd have nun @ all

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Cya

The old brain is having a Seniors Moment and can't think of much for my weekly saying. You may have seen some of this one lately but it's all I can think of at the moment. (no doubt I will think of lots as soon as I post this:-

The importance of punctuation.
I will use upper case to show the words that need emphasis.
Example 1.
Years ago, an actor and actress were shown cuddled up on a couch to announce the movie called "What IS this thing called love?"
She said "What is THIS THING called? Love"
When everybody had stopped laughing, the add had to be filmed again.

Example 2.
I helped my uncle jack off a horse.
or
I helped my UNCLE JACK, off a horse.

This one could be appropriate now that returns on investments and superannuation are at an all time low:-

When your outgoings exceed your income,
Your upkeep becomes your downfall.

Morris wrote: This one could be appropriate now that returns on investments and superannuation are at an all time low:-

When your outgoings exceed your income,
Your upkeep becomes your downfall.

This applies to most of us during most of our lives

Paul

Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most use it the least.

She’s so ugly, she’d make a freight train take a dirt road.

My stomach is flat.
The L is silent!

Bluey60's Son says:-
Your success is measured by the size of your clearing sale when you are finished!

But I say when you die, your relatives will kill each other in the race to the telephone to call the scrappie!
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