The old brain is having a Seniors Moment and can't think of much for my weekly saying. You may have seen some of this one lately but it's all I can think of at the moment. (no doubt I will think of lots as soon as I post this:-
The importance of punctuation.
I will use upper case to show the words that need emphasis.
Years ago, an actor and actress were shown cuddled up on a couch to announce the movie called "What IS this thing called love?"
She said "What is THIS THING called? Love"
When everybody had stopped laughing, the add had to be filmed again.
I helped my uncle jack off a horse.
I helped my UNCLE JACK, off a horse.
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,