Sometimes Sayings.

This is to be my "Sayings, " not many of them my originals but pinched from all over. "Sometimes "because I though of posting on the same day each week but do not know whether I could stick to it.

If you don't like it, let me know and I will stop.

I do not need much input from others but a little would be OK.

If the thread gets hijacked too far away from my idea, I will let you run with it.

So here is the first one:-

"Artificial intelligence will never beat natural stupidity"
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In tell eye gents

me aint got nun of th@

can eye geta bag of th@ from EBay?

cya

Hindsight is an exact science

From the enthusiastic manager of a small company.
"The hurrier I go the behinder I get"

From a local shop keeper,

"You can tell some people, but you can't give them the brains to understand".......................

A couple from my old dad
No sale till you've got the money
Doesn't matter if he is honest or dishonest. If he doesn't pay it makes the same noise in your pocket.
Promises don't pay the rent.
I used to complain about no shoes till I saw the man with no feet.

Promises don't pay the rent.


Yep,
You can't cash hard luck stories at the bank!

If it’s got t*ts or tyres it will cause you grief.

When you think how stupid the average person is, it is very depressing to realise that 50% of them are even worse!

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…….Think about this...…………
…...Are you indispensable…. can the place still run without you ...well....
To see how much you will be missed when you leave the situation...…...
judge it by the size of the hole that is left behind
when you pull your arm out of a bucket of water …………
……………………...Billy...………………..