Sometimes Sayings.

Maggot coffins, mushrooms

Rats coffin , pasty

Growler , pie

Snot block , vanilla slice

Cat bag , dim sim

Not really sayings but Australian

Paul

Measure twice, cut once.



I prefer to work with steel over wood. It can be welded back together after a stuff up! LOL

Hi,

On a Governemnt Issue sign in the Engineering room at Tech School in the 80's

"Do it Once, Do it Well"

in graffiti under the sign,

"Do it Twice, Do it Better"

Terry

Regarding the nicknames listed by Mrsmackpaul, Another one I heard for Vanilla slices was Cum Cakes.

My saying for this week:

When I was your age, young fellow, if I was not in bed by 11pm,
I would go home!

Pub stain, used to discribe panel damage or a dint.
Bum nut = eggs
Blood nut = red head

Toilet wall humour in Austria where the sound of music was made;

super calafragilistic, expert cunninglingus.

A couple were snuggled up in bed one night and the wife asked: If I die, would you marry someone else?
Husband replied: Oh, no dear, I could never love anyone but you!
Wife: But you might get lonely and would like a woman to share your life.
Husband: Oh, well, maybe after a long, long time I might get lonely and want some company.
Wife: Would she drive my car?
Husband: I suppose so.
Wife: Would she share our bed?
Husband: I suppose she would have to.
Wife: Would she use my golf clubs?
Husband: Of course not, she is left handed.

Woops!

Wives are a bit like furnaces, if you don't keep stoking them, they will go out on you.

You have to keep stoking them as they are too high off the ground to eat grass.

Dad still likes to buy "Flies Cemetery" or fruit mince slice

a friend refers to what I call "land mines" as "barker eggs" for the presents the dog leaves on the lawn