A couple were snuggled up in bed one night and the wife asked: If I die, would you marry someone else?
Husband replied: Oh, no dear, I could never love anyone but you!
Wife: But you might get lonely and would like a woman to share your life.
Husband: Oh, well, maybe after a long, long time I might get lonely and want some company.
Wife: Would she drive my car?
Husband: I suppose so.
Wife: Would she share our bed?
Husband: I suppose she would have to.
Wife: Would she use my golf clubs?
Husband: Of course not, she is left handed.
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,