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1 year 5 months ago #247977 by Lang
Replied by Lang on topic Sometimes Sayings.
An old one but still true and worth repeating.

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1 year 5 months ago #247982 by bparo
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A married lady visits her husband in Jail.

On the way out she tells the Prison Officer "You shouldn't work my husband so hard"
The Prison Officer replies "All he does is eat, read, watch TV and sleep. I could not call that work"
"Don't lie" she replies "He just told me he has been digging a tunnel for months!"

Having lived through a pandemic I now understand all the painting of fat people on couches!
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1 year 4 months ago #248178 by oliver1950
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You can't have too many toys!
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1 year 4 months ago #248211 by Morris
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The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched.  The must be felt by the heart

Helen Keller (who was deaf and dumb, or in these days of political correctness, unable to hear and nonverbal)

I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
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1 year 4 months ago #248212 by Morris
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The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched.  The must be felt by the heart

Helen Keller (who was deaf and dumb, or in these days of political correctness, unable to hear and nonverbal)  She may hae been blind, sorry, non-sighted, as well?

I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
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1 year 4 months ago #248259 by grandad
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1 year 4 months ago #248349 by Morris
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Knowing my luck, if reincarnation was true, I would probably come back as me.

I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
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1 year 4 months ago #248350 by Mrsmackpaul
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Sound about as lucky as I am Morris


Paul

Your better to die trying than live on your knees begging
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1 year 4 months ago #248353 by V8Ian
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You blokes need to stop whinging, it could be a lot worse. You could come back as your respective wives. 
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1 year 4 months ago #248360 by Dave_64
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Think you blokes got problems??
Government wants to deport me.......
and I was born here!

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