Bobsboy,
You are very lucky for her to identify only two faults.
My Wife counts mine like this:-
1. Everything I do
2. Everything I say
3. Everything I don't do but she thinks I should
4. Everything I should have said but did not
5. Everything I forget to do
6. Everything I used to know (according to her) but now do not.
The following is absolutely true:-
A mate and HCVCA member called in to where I was working today and over coffee, explained that he had got a new female German Shepherd and it and his other German Shepherd were jealous of each other and fought every time they were together.
He asked "would I like a German Shepherd for my Wife? I said is that a straight swap? it is tempting!
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,
Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
