Sometimes Sayings.

Reminds me of many moons ago carting Bowater paper products to Sydney. V/8 petrol Inter maybe ABD180??
Climbed the razorback. Truck got tired and fell over for a rest!! Along came Mr Plod from Picton I think in a Ford F100 brawler wagon with a tent like on the back. He threw the book at me!! Dangerous driving. Speeding. Logbook. Insecure load etc!! He saw the load spewed out down the side of the road and said can I have some?? I said go for your life! Toilet paper, lunch wrap and tissues. The greedy sod filled the back of the ute and filled the passenger seat as well. He drove of. Never heard another word about my misdemeaners since. With a V/8 petrol single drive and bogie trailer petrol must have been cheap!!
Stretch.

I used to drive an Acco 510A around Sydney. It near used a tank of fuel to go from Liverpool to Alexandria and back with a couple of stop overs on the way. The Greenies must have loved these things.

You will never be bright enough to be a stop light

a similar one to above about a fellow university student:

They are about as bright as a blown globe!

"He's obviously from the shallow end of the gene pool."

Yup



Sounds as useless
as a Ashtray
on a motor bike


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LOL

cya

...or a hip pocket in a jock-strap.

Outside a dog, a book is a man's best friend.

Inside a dog, it is too dark to read.

This one is attributed to Groucho Marx.

When my father was asked "how close is it" his standard reply was "About as close as f*** is to swearing".

On marriage:

Marriage is a great institution,................................................ but who wants to live in an institution!

Marriage is like a game of poker: Starts out with two hearts and a diamond..........................................ends up looking for a Club and a Spade!