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Sometimes Sayings. 04 Sep 2021 07:20 #225368

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Giving money and power to the government is like giving alcohol and car keys to teenage boys
You can't have too many toys!
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Sometimes Sayings. 04 Sep 2021 07:25 #225369

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That is 100% correct, I think it applies to most people though
Give just about give anyone money and power and that is the end result

Paul
Your better to die trying than live on your knees begging

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Sometimes Sayings. 05 Sep 2021 02:49 #225410

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Sometimes Sayings. 06 Sep 2021 09:44 #225456

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It was early one September
quite well I do remember
As I walked down the road from side to side
when suddenly I stumbled and in the mud I tumbled.
A pig came up and lay down by my side
As we lay there in the gutter
A passerby was heard to mumble
"You can tell a man who boozes by the company he chooses"
And the pig got up and slowly walked away.
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
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Sometimes Sayings. 09 Sep 2021 01:52 #225569

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Who was Joan of Arc?






Noah's wife
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Sometimes Sayings. 09 Sep 2021 22:06 #225621

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A welder???

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Sometimes Sayings. 09 Sep 2021 22:07 #225622

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A French Tart?
Cheers Cobba & Cobbarette
Coopernook, The Centre of our Universe.
STUBBOURN B@ST@RD

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Sometimes Sayings. 13 Sep 2021 10:57 #225759

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Some things to tell your Children, Grandchildren or Great Grandchildren, depending your, and their age:-

I eat my peas with honey
It may taste rather funny
but it keeps them on the knife.

You make I laugh
I pee I pants
it trickle down I leg
Make I foot go rusty.

For this one, you will probably have to explain that many years ago, Algy, short for Algernon, was a reasonably common name. Here goes:-
While walking in the woods one day,
Algy met a bear
And the bear was bulgy
And the bulge was Algy!
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Sometimes Sayings. 18 Sep 2021 03:03 #225831

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Thinking about the next bit of the project

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Sometimes Sayings. 18 Sep 2021 11:38 #225833

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Thinking about the next bit of the project


Sometimes; I sits and thinks. Sometimes I #*&@ and Stinks...
"Be who you are and say what you feel...
Because those that matter...
don't mind...
And those that mind....
don't matter." -
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