Sometimes Sayings.

Giving money and power to the government is like giving alcohol and car keys to teenage boys

That is 100% correct, I think it applies to most people though
Give just about give anyone money and power and that is the end result

Paul

It was early one September
quite well I do remember
As I walked down the road from side to side
when suddenly I stumbled and in the mud I tumbled.
A pig came up and lay down by my side
As we lay there in the gutter
A passerby was heard to mumble
"You can tell a man who boozes by the company he chooses"
And the pig got up and slowly walked away.

Who was Joan of Arc?






Noah's wife

A welder???

A French Tart?

Some things to tell your Children, Grandchildren or Great Grandchildren, depending your, and their age:-

I eat my peas with honey
It may taste rather funny
but it keeps them on the knife.

You make I laugh
I pee I pants
it trickle down I leg
Make I foot go rusty.

For this one, you will probably have to explain that many years ago, Algy, short for Algernon, was a reasonably common name. Here goes:-
While walking in the woods one day,
Algy met a bear
And the bear was bulgy
And the bulge was Algy!

Thinking about the next bit of the project

grandad wrote:

Thinking about the next bit of the project

Sometimes; I sits and thinks. Sometimes I #*&@ and Stinks...