Sometimes Sayings.
2 years 2 months ago #230914
by Lang
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At the end of the game, the King and the Pawn, go back in the same box. But the Pawn was a Pawn and the King was a King for the whole game box to box.
There’s no tow bars on hearses. ( which means you can’t take it with you), He who dies with the most toys wins.
There’s no tow bars on hearses. ( which means you can’t take it with you), He who dies with the most toys wins.
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2 years 2 months ago #231009
by Zuffen
Replied by Zuffen on topic Sometimes Sayings.
Try Googling "Hearse towing trailer" You will be surprised.
Maybe we can take it with us?
Maybe we can take it with us?
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2 years 2 months ago #231028
by hayseed
"Be who you are and say what you feel...
Because those that matter...
don't mind...
And those that mind....
don't matter." -
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"Be who you are and say what you feel...
Because those that matter...
don't mind...
And those that mind....
don't matter." -
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2 years 2 months ago #231037
by wee-allis
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From an old mate:
"I've had two bad marriages. My first wife died.... and the second one won't"
"I've had two bad marriages. My first wife died.... and the second one won't"
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2 years 2 months ago #231038
by hayseed
"Be who you are and say what you feel...
Because those that matter...
don't mind...
And those that mind....
don't matter." -
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"Be who you are and say what you feel...
Because those that matter...
don't mind...
And those that mind....
don't matter." -
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2 years 2 months ago #231055
by Morris
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,
Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
Replied by Morris on topic Sometimes Sayings.
Wood doesn't grow on trees any more. You only have to check the price of it to realise that.
A carpenter and a steelworker were arguing about which building material was easier to work with. The carpenter said that timber was easier than steel because you can work it with basic hand tools, etc. The steelworker picked up a short piece of timber and said "OK, let me see you add a sixteenth of an inch to the length of this."
A carpenter and a steelworker were arguing about which building material was easier to work with. The carpenter said that timber was easier than steel because you can work it with basic hand tools, etc. The steelworker picked up a short piece of timber and said "OK, let me see you add a sixteenth of an inch to the length of this."
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,
Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
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2 years 1 month ago #231319
by BillyP
I CAME INTO THIS WORLD WITH NOTHING & STILL HAVE MOST OF IT.........................
I used to be a truck driver,
but i am now not a truck driver ,
on a good day i can remember
that i used to be a truck driver.
Replied by BillyP on topic Sometimes Sayings.
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.Stand up to the trough and try to be neat..........
Cos the next poor bloke might have bare feet.
...................Billy..................
.Stand up to the trough and try to be neat..........
Cos the next poor bloke might have bare feet.
...................Billy..................
I CAME INTO THIS WORLD WITH NOTHING & STILL HAVE MOST OF IT.........................
I used to be a truck driver,
but i am now not a truck driver ,
on a good day i can remember
that i used to be a truck driver.
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2 years 1 month ago - 2 years 1 month ago #231320
by V8Ian
Replied by V8Ian on topic Sometimes Sayings.
:lol:
Mrs 8 was heavily pregnant with number three, when we took one and two to Dreamworld (Queensland 's answer to Disneyland, Brocky). Not unexpectedly Mrs 8 was easily fatigued, so to give her a rest, we unashamedly conned the kids, telling them that if they wanted a ride on the steam train, we would have to wait on the shaded platform. There was only a handful of other patrons waiting and Mrs 8 appreciated the opportunity to sit down. Number 2 was the first (and only) boy in the trilogy, declared his need to use the toilet. At almost three years old, he was still proud of the control he had over his bladder. I obviously had to escort him to the gents. It never occurred to either of us, that up to that point, number 2 had never used an urinal.
On return to the now crowded platform, number 2, bursting with pride, declared in the biggest voice a nearly three year old could muster, "Mummy, mummy, I weed on the wall, like the men do!" to the great amusement of dozens of other young parents.
:lol: Billy, that reminds me of a factual event..
.Stand up to the trough and try to be neat..........
Cos the next poor bloke might have bare feet.
...................Billy..................
Mrs 8 was heavily pregnant with number three, when we took one and two to Dreamworld (Queensland 's answer to Disneyland, Brocky). Not unexpectedly Mrs 8 was easily fatigued, so to give her a rest, we unashamedly conned the kids, telling them that if they wanted a ride on the steam train, we would have to wait on the shaded platform. There was only a handful of other patrons waiting and Mrs 8 appreciated the opportunity to sit down. Number 2 was the first (and only) boy in the trilogy, declared his need to use the toilet. At almost three years old, he was still proud of the control he had over his bladder. I obviously had to escort him to the gents. It never occurred to either of us, that up to that point, number 2 had never used an urinal.
On return to the now crowded platform, number 2, bursting with pride, declared in the biggest voice a nearly three year old could muster, "Mummy, mummy, I weed on the wall, like the men do!" to the great amusement of dozens of other young parents.
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