Sometimes Sayings.

True mates!

If you didn't get it from the horse's mouth stop listening to the ass who told you

A few more quotes:-
Time and Tide wait for no man.
Attributed to Saint Marher, about the year 1225.

Everyone has a purpose in life and a unique talent to give to others.
Kali Anji Reddy.

Whether you think you can or think you cannot, you are right.
Henry Ford.

reminds me of years ago when I lived in Glen Waverley and worked in the CBD. Walking onto the station and there was a youngish lady waiting near the door to the gents toilet. A young boy walked out of the toiled and Mum asked "Did you wash your hands?" "But Mum I didn't wee on my hands" was the youngsters reply

When a clown moves into a palace he doesn't become a king,the palace becomes a circus.

bparo wrote:

reminds me of years ago when I lived in Glen Waverley and worked in the CBD. Walking onto the station and there was a youngish lady waiting near the door to the gents toilet. A young boy walked out of the toiled and Mum asked "Did you wash your hands?" "But Mum I didn't wee on my hands" was the youngsters reply

I always think it’s more important to wash your hands on the way in I know where Percy has been don’t know what I may have on my hands in the course of a day

Bluey

Does anyone remember these 5 letters on the car dashboard of some young adolescent youths?
NRNRH

NoRootNoRide

LOL

cya

There was a Sandman panelvan running around Sydney not long after personalised number plates came out. On it was 6ULDV8.
Perfectly harmless until someone worked out when said with a Kiwi accent it meant something else. Plates were recalled.
Then theguys on the Footy Show had a a grey hound called NADS. Again harmless until everyone started yeiing "Go Nads"

Yeah, but youv'e gotta give em a few points for thinking it up in the first place!