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Sometimes Sayings. 07 Mar 2022 09:02 #232700

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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and talks like a duck

You're drunk. Ducks don't talk.
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
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Sometimes Sayings. 07 Mar 2022 11:28 #232705

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Tell that to Daffy.
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Sometimes Sayings. 07 Mar 2022 17:50 #232711

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There are 2 types of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,
You can't have too many toys!
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Sometimes Sayings. 07 Mar 2022 17:57 #232712

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Th@AddsUp

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OF ALL THE THINGS EYE MISS ................. EYE MISS MY MIND THE MOST

There's more WORTH in KENWORTH
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Sometimes Sayings. 08 Mar 2022 20:40 #232757

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Lamg,
Daffy says- Thath dith-picable! pttph pttph
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
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Sometimes Sayings. 10 Mar 2022 18:27 #232836

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"Be who you are and say what you feel...
Because those that matter...
don't mind...
And those that mind....
don't matter." -
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Sometimes Sayings. 14 Mar 2022 20:19 #232970

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For those of you, Grandad, Eightpot, Brocky, Dima and any others who live outside Australia, "Sinney" is an uneducated persons word for Sydney (or to quote Jahn-Antonio Samaranach, head of the International Olympic Committee some years ago"Snydey") is the capital city of the State of New South Wales.

Two fencing contactors in the north of New South Wales had completed a big fence building contract on a farming property and had recieved a large payment from the property owner.
One asked the other "What are you going to do now that you have no work and plenty of money?'
The second man said "I might go and see Sinney"
First man said "Yair, Sinney is a good place to see ,what route are you planning to take.
Second man said "I had better take my Wife, she stuck with me thorough the drought last summer"
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
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Sometimes Sayings. 15 Mar 2022 01:18 #232976

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For those of you, Grandad, Eightpot, Brocky, Dima and any others who live outside Australia, "Sinney" is an uneducated persons word for Sydney (or to quote Jahn-Antonio Samaranach, head of the International Olympic Committee some years ago"Snydey") is the capital city of the State of New South Wales.

Two fencing contactors in the north of New South Wales had completed a big fence building contract on a farming property and had recieved a large payment from the property owner.
One asked the other "What are you going to do now that you have no work and plenty of money?'
The second man said "I might go and see Sinney"
First man said "Yair, Sinney is a good place to see ,what route are you planning to take.
Second man said "I had better take my Wife, she stuck with me thorough the drought last summer"
Further, for the aforementioned foreign gentlemen, a root is a coarse way of describing sexual intercourse. :whistle:

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Sometimes Sayings. 15 Mar 2022 09:21 #232982

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To explain even further, “route”, is pronounced root.

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Sometimes Sayings. 15 Mar 2022 09:22 #232983

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The 10 most dreaded words are, “ I’m from the government and I’m here to help you.”
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