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Sometimes Sayings. 15 Mar 2022 10:42 #232989

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The 10 most dreaded words are, “ I’m from the government and I’m here to help you.”

Mum always said that was the number 1 biggest lie ever told

Number 3 was , I promise the cheques in the mail

Number 2 was, of course I'll still love you in the morning

Paul
Your better to die trying than live on your knees begging
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Sometimes Sayings. 15 Mar 2022 15:51 #232997

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She is a wise girl Mrs.
Cheers Cobba & Cobbarette
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Sometimes Sayings. 16 Mar 2022 21:06 #233055

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Sometimes Sayings. 19 Mar 2022 03:53 #233177

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I stumbled into bed late last night

"You're drunk"

She said

I asked her how she knew?

She said

"You live next door"
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Sometimes Sayings. 19 Mar 2022 07:26 #233178

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Sometimes Sayings. 19 Mar 2022 20:34 #233195

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Sometimes Sayings. 21 Mar 2022 21:07 #233290

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Here is another true one:-

A friend of mine is a motor mechanic who runs his own mechanical repair business. Last week, his apprentice asked "how come rust makes some things fall apart and other things stick together?"

Good question.
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!

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Sometimes Sayings. 21 Mar 2022 21:13 #233292

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The same reason a thermos flask keeps things hot or keeps thing cold - how does it know!

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Sometimes Sayings. 21 Mar 2022 21:27 #233300

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A rusy piece of meatl falls apart becasue as it expands it has the room to fall apart. A rusty nut n bolt as it expands it only forms a stronger bond.
Well thats my science lesson for this week and next.
Cheers Cobba & Cobbarette
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Sometimes Sayings. 29 Mar 2022 21:37 #233618

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Grandma says to Granddaughter "Pass me the telephone book, please"
Granddaughter says "You are such a dinosaur, get with the modern times" and hands her an iphone.

Upshot:-
Spider squashed and dead,
iphone broken,
Granddaughter not talking to Grandma.
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
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