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Sometimes Sayings. 31 Mar 2022 06:29 #233679

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"It's mother, is there anything you want to apologise for?"
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Sometimes Sayings. 31 Mar 2022 16:42 #233695

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Probably marrying into the Family or the wrong daughter.
Cheers Cobba & Cobbarette
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Sometimes Sayings. 04 Apr 2022 09:02 #233870

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More sayings for you. Author named if I know who.

About as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Unknown.

Joy is not meant to be a crumb.
Mary Oliver.

You are never too old to dream another dream or set another goal.
CS Lewis?.
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Sometimes Sayings. 05 Apr 2022 05:13 #233898

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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
You can't have too many toys!
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Sometimes Sayings. 11 Apr 2022 07:23 #234092

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If the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, it probably indicates a problem with their septic system.
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Sometimes Sayings. 17 Apr 2022 23:18 #234310

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"Be who you are and say what you feel...
Because those that matter...
don't mind...
And those that mind....
don't matter." -
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Sometimes Sayings. 18 Apr 2022 09:40 #234313

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This is a completely true one:-
Mate owns the house next door to his. The two girls that currently rent it recently got a German Shepherd/Alsatian dog after Landlord put five foot high fences around yard to keep it in. One day last week dog jumped fence, entered Mate's house, went upstairs, jumped onto table and ate Mate's Wife's lunch. He sat there as if to say "That chicken fillet was nice, now what's for lunch?"
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Sometimes Sayings. 25 Apr 2022 08:40 #234468

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A budding blackmailer?

Some time ago, a woman who worked with my Wife came in and told the ladies she had been standing in the queue at the bank and a woman in the queue had her son of about five years old with her. The boy was nagging his Mother to buy him some new toy and said:- "If you don't get it for me, I will tell Grandma that you had Daddies Willie in your mouth" Mother exclaimed "OH," grabbed the boy by the hand and rushed out of the building.
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Sometimes Sayings. 25 Apr 2022 10:12 #234470

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My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday.
I was quite surprised when they gave me a rolex.
It was an incredibly generous gift, but I think they misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch."



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OF ALL THE THINGS EYE MISS ................. EYE MISS MY MIND THE MOST

There's more WORTH in KENWORTH
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Sometimes Sayings. 25 Apr 2022 18:31 #234491

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A budding blackmailer?

Some time ago, a woman who worked with my Wife came in and told the ladies she had been standing in the queue at the bank and a woman in the queue had her son of about five years old with her. The boy was nagging his Mother to buy him some new toy and said:- "If you don't get it for me, I will tell Grandma that you had Daddies Willie in your mouth" Mother exclaimed "OH," grabbed the boy by the hand and rushed out of the building.
Lucky daddy
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