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1 year 11 months ago - 1 year 11 months ago #233679 by grandad
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"It's mother, is there anything you want to apologise for?"
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1 year 11 months ago #233695 by cobbadog
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Probably marrying into the Family or the wrong daughter.

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1 year 11 months ago - 1 year 11 months ago #233870 by Morris
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More sayings for you. Author named if I know who.

About as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Unknown.

Joy is not meant to be a crumb.
Mary Oliver.

You are never too old to dream another dream or set another goal.
CS Lewis?.

I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
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1 year 11 months ago #233898 by oliver1950
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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

You can't have too many toys!
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1 year 11 months ago #234092 by Morris
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If the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, it probably indicates a problem with their septic system.

I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
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1 year 11 months ago #234310 by hayseed
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"Be who you are and say what you feel...
Because those that matter...
don't mind...
And those that mind....
don't matter." -
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1 year 11 months ago #234313 by Morris
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This is a completely true one:-
Mate owns the house next door to his. The two girls that currently rent it recently got a German Shepherd/Alsatian dog after Landlord put five foot high fences around yard to keep it in. One day last week dog jumped fence, entered Mate's house, went upstairs, jumped onto table and ate Mate's Wife's lunch. He sat there as if to say "That chicken fillet was nice, now what's for lunch?"

I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
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1 year 11 months ago #234468 by Morris
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A budding blackmailer?

Some time ago, a woman who worked with my Wife came in and told the ladies she had been standing in the queue at the bank and a woman in the queue had her son of about five years old with her. The boy was nagging his Mother to buy him some new toy and said:- "If you don't get it for me, I will tell Grandma that you had Daddies Willie in your mouth" Mother exclaimed "OH," grabbed the boy by the hand and rushed out of the building.

I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
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1 year 11 months ago #234470 by Swishy
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My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday.
I was quite surprised when they gave me a rolex.
It was an incredibly generous gift, but I think they misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch."



LOL
Oldy but a goodie

cya

OF ALL THE THINGS EYE MISS ................. EYE MISS MY MIND THE MOST

There's more WORTH in KENWORTH
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1 year 11 months ago #234491 by Morris
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A budding blackmailer?

Some time ago, a woman who worked with my Wife came in and told the ladies she had been standing in the queue at the bank and a woman in the queue had her son of about five years old with her. The boy was nagging his Mother to buy him some new toy and said:- "If you don't get it for me, I will tell Grandma that you had Daddies Willie in your mouth" Mother exclaimed "OH," grabbed the boy by the hand and rushed out of the building.
Lucky daddy

I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!

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