Here are a few motoring excerpts:
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on
it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, “What's the story?”
He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor.”
She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her driver’s license..
She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together! Just yesterday they took my license away and now today you expect me to show it to you?”
A Highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway..
Glancing at the car, he was astounded
to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to
his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window,
turned on his bullhorn and yelled, “PULL OVER!”
“NO!”
the blonde yelled back, “IT'S A SCARF!”
And nothing to do with motoring:
In the swim-meet, after
the blonde came in last competing in the breast-stroke, she complained to the judges
that all the other girls were using their arms.
