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Sometimes Sayings. 04 Jul 2022 16:18 #236813

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Wee Allis and Hayseed, you blokes are pretty quick today lol

Paul
Your better to die trying than live on your knees begging

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Sometimes Sayings. 06 Jul 2022 06:34 #236874

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Someone actually complimented me on my driving yesterday, they
left a little note on my windscreen saying "Parking Fine", so that was nice
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Sometimes Sayings. 06 Jul 2022 07:41 #236875

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The night was as dark as the inside of a cow.
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Sometimes Sayings. 06 Jul 2022 10:16 #236879

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Happy as a Fox eating Guts..
"Be who you are and say what you feel...
Because those that matter...
don't mind...
And those that mind....
don't matter." -
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Sometimes Sayings. 06 Jul 2022 14:15 #236886

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Couple of mates saw a road kill fox - silence for a bit, then one says, “did you see that”? Other replies, “yes, 25 bob”!
Price for a scalp when we were young!

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Sometimes Sayings. 11 Jul 2022 08:57 #237052

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If you want good, clean oats you have to pay a fair price but if you are happy with oats that have already been THROUGH the horse they come a lot cheaper.
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
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Sometimes Sayings. 12 Jul 2022 16:21 #237124

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Sometimes Sayings. 12 Jul 2022 21:26 #237146

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I experienced that today. Removing the board at the top of the load board on Lorry. Went to unscrew all the self tapers holding small clips that hold the wires for the clearance lights and the hardwood had a good hold on all of them. Had to jar them all with a cold chisel them lever them out with some side cutters. Then the earth wire b roke so had to solder that back together along with shrink wrap.
Board off and sanded back at last. Just one of those 20 minute jiggers.
Cheers Cobba & Cobbarette
Coopernook, The Centre of our Universe
Working on more play time.
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Sometimes Sayings. 20 Jul 2022 10:48 #237431

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Here are a few motoring excerpts:



A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on
it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, “What's the story?”
He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor.”
She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”



A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her driver’s license..
She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together! Just yesterday they took my license away and now today you expect me to show it to you?”


A Highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway..
Glancing at the car, he was astounded
to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to
his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window,
turned on his bullhorn and yelled, “PULL OVER!”
“NO!”
the blonde yelled back, “IT'S A SCARF!”



And nothing to do with motoring:
In the swim-meet, after
the blonde came in last competing in the breast-stroke, she complained to the judges
that all the other girls were using their arms.
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Sometimes Sayings. 21 Jul 2022 05:51 #237491

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Here's one for the ladies.....


"The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck.....















































































are the arms of your children"
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