Basil's Cooking Class

Basils Cooking Class

Ever had your mates come over and you have nothing to feed them in the shed well worry no more cos here is a recipe that can be put together real easy.
Bundy Lamingtons.

Things required

Shed
Mates of the reliable type.
One clean Stanley No6 flat blade imperial screwdriver
One clean Diamond T hubcap for mixing bowl. Dogs water bowl will do or steal one from house.
160g icing sugar
30 g dark cocoa powder.
60 g of unsalted butter.
Flat square sponge cake about the thickness of a holden V8 aircleaner.
Bottle of Bundy
Garden hose that is still connected to trustworthy water source.
80 g of dandruff (coconut)

How to do it

Put icing sugar, cocoa and butter in hubcap. Wipe screwdriver clean on pants

Next time on Basil's Cooking Class, guest chef, Deadly Dave, shows us how to cook the perfect meat pie.

Here is another recipe for an easy roadside stew.

BASILS ROAD TO ALICE BUNDY STEW
Approx cooking time 2 hrs
Will feed 8. Ratio portions for smaller crowd.

Tools Required
1 large pot, camp oven is perfect.
Knife
Mid sized Phillips screwdriver
One not pissed reliable mate
Match

Baz,

You heard of a thing called a Steiger Oven?

Joe

PS: I know the place where they come from!