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Copy Gidday
U got u're ears on

I'll hold orff 4 now ..... but gotta make a mile
while me book stihl good to roll

so give it a thong full
n get them thar tyres howlin



cya

...Big 10-4 there Swishy,copy that,wall to wall,roger dodger...try & put the hammer down & do some modulate'in...so 10-23 my CB friends...See you on the flip... P.S.- a 'thong full' it will be,promise I won't let you down... .

....One Sunday morning at Swishys place....
'Goodmorning Rex...'. 'Top of the morning to you Swishy,thought I'd never get here Swish,"mammoth" trip down here from Sydney cramped up in this crane speed limited to 50kph. Your fellow Victorians are very 'friendly' drivers Swish,everyone 'waving' & tooting their horns...' 'Rex you look'in very "Debonair" in your moccasins,stubbies & blue singlet,by the way you still got ya "Highbeam" on from last "Knighty"...' 'Gee thanks Swish,for an "Oldfulla" you look'in mighty "Spiffy" yourself. I was "Roland" thru Broadford day before yesty & got wheeled by the Taskforce,they plugged me in & a "Detective" knocked me off for driving "Slospeed",turns out I had an apple stuck under me accelerator pedal...' 'Rex that's what you get for having a 14 litre "Bigcam" Cummins.If you had a "GM Diesel" you wouldn't be huffin & "Zuffin" & you could "Overnite" it,"Slasha" your trip times...' 'Ahh you got a "Onetrack" mind Swish,I reckon your "Crackers". Whats the plan cobber...??' 'Lets boil the "BillyP & have a "Bruehawk" before we start...' 'Good plan Swish'.
'Well Rex,just quietly we gunna remove "Jimbo" me wife's garden gnome from the backyard. Its a "Deadly Dave" plan I know but we can handle it...' 'Swish I've handled more 'stick' than "Old Dog" pull'in up Mt.Vic with a 'heavy' on. Eh,eh...actual fact I've had more stick out than you've had egg & beetroot sandwiches washed down with choc malt shakes...' 'Your "Internutz" Rex but I knew I could "Dependable Diesel" on you. That reminds me Rex, where's "Greenie"? Said he'd be here with an esky full of 'barbed wire sandwiches 'eh??
'Ok lets get on with it Swish,"Wouldyou" go out the back & "Assessor" the situation? 'Roger Rex,I'll give you the signal for lift off. I got the "82cabover" "Aerodyne" half truck with the "Angleiron" frame in position,hopeully its still not "Stuckingear"...mate this will be a real "Cunningstunt" if we can pull this off before me Mrs wakes up'. "Righteo Swishy you eager "Beaver" ready steady go...'Slowly does it Rex,this gnome"s gunna be heavy,his back pocket's got a diary full of Kenworth chassis numbers,a greyhound couldn't jump over...bit more stick mate,rev up the "Hummins Cummins" a little,gotta clear the dunny'. 'What was that Swish!!??' "Dno" ahh all good Rex,bit of choko vine caught on "Jimbo's" leg...
'Look'in good Swish...' 'Yeah Rex,bit more stick 'ol mate'...and that's when it happened...crash,bang,ouch ###!!! 'Strewth, hold it there Rex!! Its a disaster,a monumental one at that!!' 'What happened Rex?' 'The 'thread locked' on me stick control lever thingy and the whole show jammed up...then the "Chocs" I had "Wedgetail84'd" under the leg collapsed and that's when it "Grenfell" over...'
'Forget the crane Rex, we got "Jimbo" the gnome tangled up in the TV antenna & its caus'in a short circuit big time !! I"ll be tarred & feathered & be the "Blackduck69" of the family by dinnertime if we don't get the tele work'in by 4.00 'o clock. The Mrs & I hav'nt missed an episode of 'F-troop' for better than 30 years...Quick radio in to HQ & tell the "Roadbossman" to ring 'Geeks To The Rescue', the number is "70499" we need "Bparo" & "JBran" here ASAP...tell em to bring their laptops & multi-meters,get "Geoffb" to drive em.' 'This is an emergency,otherwise me Mrs won't be "Grinnin Big" & it'll be cold shoulder 'n hot tongue for dinner & a oneway trip to Sydney with you in that crane....' .
Acknowledgements:Sorry Jimbo someone had to be the 'gnome'. Bparo & JBran (geeks) thank you in advance for being good sports. Giddy.

good one giddy gotta laugh you lot had one of them days you shoulda just stayed in bed

Paul

Wheel Dun Giddy
Dunno how safe we B ifn Rex iz pullin leverz in the crane
LOL

You Need a bigger Slot in your letterbox, as the mail won't fit through this one...

Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail will stop the mail from getting through - but just a lone tree might!

Mr Postmaster Sir, I think my rig needs a wheel alignment.

Go home us 269 your drunk hey giddy u havin to much time off mate good work

Braka Braka,,,,,,,,,, Can I go back to around 8 o'clock Sunday morning when Giddy was telling the story how rex and swishy had the misfortune of the thread been locked on rex's crane lever,, I had read the post twice and just pressed reply, and then it happened, the forum didn't want to know me,,,,,,,,,,, ex Mairjimmy,,I think rex and swishy not only pulled the TV antenna down they pulled the plug on the forum

Anyway Mairjimmy was going to say this morning that swishy was saying
rex you had better..Giddy up go..and clean this mess up before Geoffb turns up to get his soloooon car ....he will be...as_mad_hec.. and will get Sarge to run us in
Colin