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9 years 7 months ago #160096 by oldbob70
They have about 20 ks before they overheat--breakdown--or run out of fuel

Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get it to open

It is difficult to drive fast with all the fence tools--greasy rags--ropes--buckets--chains--syringes boots and loose papers in the cab

It takes too long to start--and the smoke coming up through the rusted out floor--clouds your vision

The Border collie on the toolbox looks mean

The truck is too easy to spot--The description might go like this
Drivers door red--passenger door green--right front fender yellow etc etc

The large round bale in the back makes it hard to see if your being chased. You could use the mirrors if they weren`t cracked and covered in Duct tape

Top speed is approximately 45 mph

Who want`s to steal a truck that needs a years worth of maintainance--uni joints $3000 in bodywork tail lights and windscreen.

It`s hard to commit a crime when everyone is Waving to you



oldbob70

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9 years 7 months ago #160097 by Southbound
They have no battery, fuel or brakes and are usually bogged... :D ::)

I'd rather have tools that I don't need, than not have the tools I do need.

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9 years 7 months ago #160098 by wedgetail84
They have at least one flat, you need to bash the starter solenoid to get it to engage and they are already overloaded when you go to take it

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9 years 7 months ago #160099 by Bugly
Can't drive them at night 'cause the headlights point to the ground

1948 Fordson E83W 10/10 pickup

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9 years 7 months ago #160100 by Bitsa
Usually all of the above.!!!

But I wouldn't have it any other way

1990NKR Isuzu&&1974 D1310 4x4&&195? Chamberlain Dere Backhoe&&743B Bobcat&am

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9 years 7 months ago #160101 by bparo
I like the reputation as it means people will not steal my Inter!

although at the moment it is being a real farm truck as you need to pour petrol down the carbie to start it. I have the parts to fix it just time poor at the moment

Having lived through a pandemic I now understand all the painting of fat people on couches!

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