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10 reasons farm trucks arent stolen
9 years 7 months ago #160096
by oldbob70
10 reasons farm trucks arent stolen was created by oldbob70
They have about 20 ks before they overheat--breakdown--or run out of fuel
Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get it to open
It is difficult to drive fast with all the fence tools--greasy rags--ropes--buckets--chains--syringes boots and loose papers in the cab
It takes too long to start--and the smoke coming up through the rusted out floor--clouds your vision
The Border collie on the toolbox looks mean
The truck is too easy to spot--The description might go like this
Drivers door red--passenger door green--right front fender yellow etc etc
The large round bale in the back makes it hard to see if your being chased. You could use the mirrors if they weren`t cracked and covered in Duct tape
Top speed is approximately 45 mph
Who want`s to steal a truck that needs a years worth of maintainance--uni joints $3000 in bodywork tail lights and windscreen.
It`s hard to commit a crime when everyone is Waving to you
oldbob70
Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get it to open
It is difficult to drive fast with all the fence tools--greasy rags--ropes--buckets--chains--syringes boots and loose papers in the cab
It takes too long to start--and the smoke coming up through the rusted out floor--clouds your vision
The Border collie on the toolbox looks mean
The truck is too easy to spot--The description might go like this
Drivers door red--passenger door green--right front fender yellow etc etc
The large round bale in the back makes it hard to see if your being chased. You could use the mirrors if they weren`t cracked and covered in Duct tape
Top speed is approximately 45 mph
Who want`s to steal a truck that needs a years worth of maintainance--uni joints $3000 in bodywork tail lights and windscreen.
It`s hard to commit a crime when everyone is Waving to you
oldbob70
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9 years 7 months ago #160097
by Southbound
I'd rather have tools that I don't need, than not have the tools I do need.
Replied by Southbound on topic Re: 10 reasons farm trucks arent stolen
They have no battery, fuel or brakes and are usually bogged...
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I'd rather have tools that I don't need, than not have the tools I do need.
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9 years 7 months ago #160098
by wedgetail84
Replied by wedgetail84 on topic Re: 10 reasons farm trucks arent stolen
They have at least one flat, you need to bash the starter solenoid to get it to engage and they are already overloaded when you go to take it
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9 years 7 months ago #160099
by Bugly
1948 Fordson E83W 10/10 pickup
Replied by Bugly on topic Re: 10 reasons farm trucks arent stolen
Can't drive them at night 'cause the headlights point to the ground
1948 Fordson E83W 10/10 pickup
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9 years 7 months ago #160100
by Bitsa
1990NKR Isuzu&&1974 D1310 4x4&&195? Chamberlain Dere Backhoe&&743B Bobcat&am
Replied by Bitsa on topic Re: 10 reasons farm trucks arent stolen
Usually all of the above.!!!
But I wouldn't have it any other way
But I wouldn't have it any other way
1990NKR Isuzu&&1974 D1310 4x4&&195? Chamberlain Dere Backhoe&&743B Bobcat&am
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9 years 7 months ago #160101
by bparo
Having lived through a pandemic I now understand all the painting of fat people on couches!
Replied by bparo on topic Re: 10 reasons farm trucks arent stolen
I like the reputation as it means people will not steal my Inter!
although at the moment it is being a real farm truck as you need to pour petrol down the carbie to start it. I have the parts to fix it just time poor at the moment
although at the moment it is being a real farm truck as you need to pour petrol down the carbie to start it. I have the parts to fix it just time poor at the moment
Having lived through a pandemic I now understand all the painting of fat people on couches!
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