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Sometimes Sayings. 25 Mar 2019 08:29 #199562

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This is to be my "Sayings, " not many of them my originals but pinched from all over. "Sometimes "because I though of posting on the same day each week but do not know whether I could stick to it.

If you don't like it, let me know and I will stop.

I do not need much input from others but a little would be OK.

If the thread gets hijacked too far away from my idea, I will let you run with it.

So here is the first one:-

"Artificial intelligence will never beat natural stupidity"
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I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!

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Sometimes Sayings. 25 Mar 2019 08:46 #199563

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In tell eye gents

me aint got nun of th@

can eye geta bag of th@ from EBay?

cya
OF ALL THE THINGS EYE MISS ................. EYE MISS MY MIND THE MOST

There's more WORTH in KENWORTH

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Sometimes Sayings. 25 Mar 2019 09:43 #199564

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Hindsight is an exact science
You can't have too many toys!

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Sometimes Sayings. 25 Mar 2019 11:02 #199565

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From the enthusiastic manager of a small company.
"The hurrier I go the behinder I get"

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Sometimes Sayings. 25 Mar 2019 11:39 #199566

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From a local shop keeper,

"You can tell some people, but you can't give them the brains to understand".......................
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Sometimes Sayings. 26 Mar 2019 07:49 #199574

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A couple from my old dad
No sale till you've got the money
Doesn't matter if he is honest or dishonest. If he doesn't pay it makes the same noise in your pocket.
Promises don't pay the rent.
I used to complain about no shoes till I saw the man with no feet.

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Sometimes Sayings. 26 Mar 2019 16:43 #199582

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Promises don't pay the rent.


Yep,
You can't cash hard luck stories at the bank!
I'd rather have tools that I don't need, than not have the tools I do need.

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Sometimes Sayings. 31 Mar 2019 12:54 #199696

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If it’s got t*ts or tyres it will cause you grief.

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Sometimes Sayings. 31 Mar 2019 14:12 #199698

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When you think how stupid the average person is, it is very depressing to realise that 50% of them are even worse!

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Sometimes Sayings. 31 Mar 2019 16:24 #199706

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…….Think about this...…………
…...Are you indispensable…. can the place still run without you ...well....
To see how much you will be missed when you leave the situation...…...
judge it by the size of the hole that is left behind
when you pull your arm out of a bucket of water …………
……………………...Billy...………………..
I came into this world with nothing & still have most of it..........

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