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Sometimes Sayings. 23 Jul 2019 05:48 #201931

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Maggot coffins, mushrooms

Rats coffin , pasty

Growler , pie

Snot block , vanilla slice

Cat bag , dim sim

Not really sayings but Australian

Paul
Your better to die trying than live on your knees begging

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Sometimes Sayings. 24 Jul 2019 18:25 #201963

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Measure twice, cut once.



I prefer to work with steel over wood. It can be welded back together after a stuff up! LOL
I'd rather have tools that I don't need, than not have the tools I do need.

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Sometimes Sayings. 24 Jul 2019 19:30 #201967

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Hi,

On a Governemnt Issue sign in the Engineering room at Tech School in the 80's

"Do it Once, Do it Well"

in graffiti under the sign,

"Do it Twice, Do it Better"

Terry

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Sometimes Sayings. 30 Jul 2019 10:28 #202105

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Regarding the nicknames listed by Mrsmackpaul, Another one I heard for Vanilla slices was Cum Cakes.

My saying for this week:

When I was your age, young fellow, if I was not in bed by 11pm,
I would go home!
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
The following user(s) said Thank You: cobbadog, Mrsmackpaul

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Sometimes Sayings. 30 Jul 2019 19:32 #202112

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Pub stain, used to discribe panel damage or a dint.
Bum nut = eggs
Blood nut = red head
Chipping away, one day at a time.
Limited Access Excavations.
Find me on Instagram, or search deankummer.com

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Sometimes Sayings. 30 Jul 2019 21:25 #202116

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Toilet wall humour in Austria where the sound of music was made;

super calafragilistic, expert cunninglingus.
Cheers Cobba & Cobbarette
Coopernook, The Centre of our Universe.

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Sometimes Sayings. 05 Aug 2019 09:22 #202245

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A couple were snuggled up in bed one night and the wife asked: If I die, would you marry someone else?
Husband replied: Oh, no dear, I could never love anyone but you!
Wife: But you might get lonely and would like a woman to share your life.
Husband: Oh, well, maybe after a long, long time I might get lonely and want some company.
Wife: Would she drive my car?
Husband: I suppose so.
Wife: Would she share our bed?
Husband: I suppose she would have to.
Wife: Would she use my golf clubs?
Husband: Of course not, she is left handed.

Woops!
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!

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Sometimes Sayings. 06 Aug 2019 07:36 #202262

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Wives are a bit like furnaces, if you don't keep stoking them, they will go out on you.

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Sometimes Sayings. 06 Aug 2019 16:19 #202275

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You have to keep stoking them as they are too high off the ground to eat grass.
Cheers Cobba & Cobbarette
Coopernook, The Centre of our Universe.

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Sometimes Sayings. 06 Aug 2019 17:46 #202279

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Dad still likes to buy "Flies Cemetery" or fruit mince slice

a friend refers to what I call "land mines" as "barker eggs" for the presents the dog leaves on the lawn
Hiding in the shed covered in grease and muck - want a coffee?

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