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Sometimes Sayings. 13 Oct 2019 10:38 #203479

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He was a wise joker this Confucius


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Your better to die trying than live on your knees begging

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Sometimes Sayings. 14 Oct 2019 00:20 #203497

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Confucius say woman who fly upside down in aeroplane, have crack-up.

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Sometimes Sayings. 14 Oct 2019 20:38 #203513

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You can't always be wrong
Mucking about on the edge

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Sometimes Sayings. 15 Oct 2019 07:45 #203530

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Bobsboy wrote: You can't always be wrong


I think my wife would have something to say about that....

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Nowhere is there warmth to be found
Among those afraid of losing their ground

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Sometimes Sayings. 15 Oct 2019 08:43 #203532

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Ya,
SWMBO once told me I only had two faults...

Everything I do, and everything I say ! !
Mucking about on the edge

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Sometimes Sayings. 15 Oct 2019 10:22 #203544

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Love It Brian

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Your better to die trying than live on your knees begging

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Sometimes Sayings. 18 Oct 2019 19:14 #203618

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Wife is at yoga, all is calm. :pinch:
I'd rather have tools that I don't need, than not have the tools I do need.

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Sometimes Sayings. 18 Oct 2019 21:20 #203620

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Bobsboy,
You are very lucky for her to identify only two faults.
My Wife counts mine like this:-
1. Everything I do
2. Everything I say
3. Everything I don't do but she thinks I should
4. Everything I should have said but did not
5. Everything I forget to do
6. Everything I used to know (according to her) but now do not.

The following is absolutely true:-
A mate and HCVCA member called in to where I was working today and over coffee, explained that he had got a new female German Shepherd and it and his other German Shepherd were jealous of each other and fought every time they were together.
He asked "would I like a German Shepherd for my Wife? I said is that a straight swap? it is tempting!
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!

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Sometimes Sayings. 19 Oct 2019 21:44 #203641

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Chrome don’t get you home.

If it’s got tits or tyres, it’ll give you trouble

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere

A pessimist thinks all girls are bad.
An optimist hopes they are.

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Sometimes Sayings. 20 Oct 2019 20:03 #203669

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A pessimist is nothing but an experienced optimist.
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