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Sometimes Sayings. 24 Feb 2020 23:24 #206956

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Blind man went to try sky diving
No fear of heights cos he couldn't see how high up he was
But his seeing eye dog just about shit itself!

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Sometimes Sayings. 27 Feb 2020 05:52 #207022

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Five out of six people agree that Russian roulette is safe
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Sometimes Sayings. 02 Mar 2020 08:35 #207080

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The Flat Earth Society say they have members all around the globe, who are passionate believers.
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
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Sometimes Sayings. 02 Mar 2020 10:02 #207083

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He who pays the piper, calls the tune.

I want to talk to the organ grinder, not the monkey.

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Sometimes Sayings. 02 Mar 2020 12:39 #207088

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You can't have too many toys!
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Sometimes Sayings. 03 Mar 2020 04:56 #207103

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Money isn't everything




But it keeps the kids in touch
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Sometimes Sayings. 07 Mar 2020 05:47 #207228

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Made my fiancee's dream come true when I arranged for us to be married in a castle.....







But you wouldn't have thought so from the expression on her face as we were bouncing around.........
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Sometimes Sayings. 09 Mar 2020 15:19 #207304

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Don't worry, there is no point in it.
If you worry that something will get bad and it doesn't, there was no point in worrying.
If it did get bad and you worried that they would get worse, and they didn't, there was no point in worrying.
If it did get worse and you worried you might die and didn't, there was no point in worrying.
If you did die, you could no longer worry, so why worry?
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!

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Sometimes Sayings. 11 Mar 2020 01:19 #207345

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As you get old you have to stay positive, for instance the other day

I fell down the stairs, but instead of getting upset I said to myself

"Wow, that's the fastest I've moved in years"

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Sometimes Sayings. 11 Mar 2020 22:42 #207365

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What I used to do all night, now takes all night to do!
Cheers Cobba & Cobbarette
Coopernook, The Centre of our Universe.

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