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Sometimes Sayings. 13 May 2019 19:31 #200570

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Sex n nMarraige is like a game of bridge

If U aint got a good partner
hope U got a good hand

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OF ALL THE THINGS EYE MISS ................. EYE MISS MY MIND THE MOST

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Sometimes Sayings. 13 May 2019 19:34 #200571

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I came into this world with nothing & still have most of it..........
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Sometimes Sayings. 13 May 2019 23:23 #200576

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Isn’t sex why you get married???

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Sometimes Sayings. 14 May 2019 01:59 #200577

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overnite wrote: Isn’t sex why you get married???

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.Yep ……. if you are getting too much sex, ……..getting married fixes that ………………….
……………………..Billy...……………………..
I came into this world with nothing & still have most of it..........

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Sometimes Sayings. 14 May 2019 08:06 #200578

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They have developed a drug to reduce a womans sex drive......................................................................Wedding cake.

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Sometimes Sayings. 14 May 2019 23:16 #200591

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BillyP wrote:

overnite wrote: Isn’t sex why you get married???

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.Yep ……. if you are getting too much sex, ……..getting married fixes that ………………….
……………………..Billy...……………………..


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Too much sex? Never heard of that. The one you miss out on is the you can’t catch up on.

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Sometimes Sayings. 20 May 2019 09:08 #200683

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He is such a darned liar, he has to get his neighbour to whistle his dog!
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!

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Sometimes Sayings. 27 May 2019 09:15 #200758

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Morris's Workshop.
The impossible done immediately, miracles may take a little longer.

HOURLY RATES:-
Customer stays and offers suggestions $100
Customer stays and helps $80
Customer stays and watches $60
Customer goes away and lets Morris get on with the job $35
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!

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Sometimes Sayings. 27 May 2019 10:28 #200759

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Push play, on the billy !
Turn the kettle on.
Chipping away, one day at a time.
Limited Access Excavations.
Find me on Instagram, or search deankummer.com
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Sometimes Sayings. 27 May 2019 12:53 #200760

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