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Sometimes Sayings. 27 May 2019 13:18 #200761

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If i wanted to hear from and ar$ehole, I'd fart !
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Sometimes Sayings. 01 Jun 2019 10:50 #200832

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If it wasn't for bad luck
I'd have nun @ all


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Sometimes Sayings. 01 Jun 2019 20:09 #200842

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Sometimes Sayings. 03 Jun 2019 08:41 #200867

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The old brain is having a Seniors Moment and can't think of much for my weekly saying. You may have seen some of this one lately but it's all I can think of at the moment. (no doubt I will think of lots as soon as I post this:-

The importance of punctuation.
I will use upper case to show the words that need emphasis.
Example 1.
Years ago, an actor and actress were shown cuddled up on a couch to announce the movie called "What IS this thing called love?"
She said "What is THIS THING called? Love"
When everybody had stopped laughing, the add had to be filmed again.

Example 2.
I helped my uncle jack off a horse.
or
I helped my UNCLE JACK, off a horse.
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!

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Sometimes Sayings. 10 Jun 2019 09:16 #200948

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This one could be appropriate now that returns on investments and superannuation are at an all time low:-

When your outgoings exceed your income,
Your upkeep becomes your downfall.
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
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Sometimes Sayings. 10 Jun 2019 12:20 #200955

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Morris wrote: This one could be appropriate now that returns on investments and superannuation are at an all time low:-

When your outgoings exceed your income,
Your upkeep becomes your downfall.


This applies to most of us during most of our lives

Paul
Your better to die trying than live on your knees begging

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Sometimes Sayings. 13 Jun 2019 16:33 #201004

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Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most use it the least.

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Sometimes Sayings. 13 Jun 2019 21:35 #201012

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She’s so ugly, she’d make a freight train take a dirt road.

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Sometimes Sayings. 17 Jun 2019 08:25 #201083

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My stomach is flat.
The L is silent!
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
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Sometimes Sayings. 17 Jun 2019 08:30 #201084

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Bluey60's Son says:-
Your success is measured by the size of your clearing sale when you are finished!

But I say when you die, your relatives will kill each other in the race to the telephone to call the scrappie!
:woohoo:
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
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