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Sometimes Sayings. 17 Jun 2019 19:18 #201096

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Success is measured by the size of your clearing sale when you have finished playing
Him with the biggest WINS

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Sometimes Sayings. 17 Jun 2019 19:21 #201097

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Overnight
That’s because she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

Bluey

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Sometimes Sayings. 17 Jun 2019 20:38 #201100

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"Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story."
Cheers & Beers,
Macca

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Sometimes Sayings. 24 Jun 2019 08:59 #201328

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The first thing a man looks at in a woman is her heart.

The fact that her boobs are in front of her heart is not our fault!
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!

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Sometimes Sayings. 24 Jun 2019 18:11 #201340

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A couple of bumper stickers I've seen and remembered...

Men would love me for my mind if it bounced gently as I walk. :whistle:

And totally unrelated

Since I gave up hope, I feel much better. :woohoo:
I'd rather have tools that I don't need, than not have the tools I do need.

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Sometimes Sayings. 24 Jun 2019 21:59 #201349

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Saw a sticker on the back of a car once with a pic of a trail bike climbing over a log.

Caption was "trail bike riders pull themselves,,,,,,,over logs"
Cheers Cobba & Cobbarette

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Sometimes Sayings. 25 Jun 2019 09:07 #201352

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If I could make it rain Dollar Coins, someone somewhere would complain about the noise

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Sometimes Sayings. 27 Jun 2019 14:45 #201396

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Chrome don’t get you home.

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Sometimes Sayings. 27 Jun 2019 14:48 #201397

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Seen on a bumper sticker, “ I want to stamp out corruption in local government, or cut me in on it.”

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Sometimes Sayings. 27 Jun 2019 22:47 #201415

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Bumper sticker on a old mates Statesman about 20 years ago.................I would rather be an old FART than a young DICKHEAD..............
now that I am nearly a old fart (some might say I am already there) I wish I was a young dickhead :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh:
You can take my advice........
l am not using it

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