Sometimes Sayings.

When I moved out from my parents house I was given a locket with my picture in it.......








I was independant.......

As i said with my joke last week there are no new jokes, you have probably heard them all before. Most jokes are so old that nobody knows where they came from or who first came up with them.

One exception is this one that is believed to have first been said by "Spike" (Terrence Edward) Milligan, the comedian born in India of Irish parents. Spike was the writer of the hugely successful radio comedy series "The Goon Show. He wrote several comical books about his fictional exploits in World War Two.

The joke goes:-
A man telephones an emergency service explaining that he and friends were out shooting and one man was hit and very seriously wounded and appeared to be dead.
The operator askes "Are you sure he is dead?"
There is the sound of a rifle shot and the hunter says, "Yes I am sure"

I think it was him who has on his head stone "I told you I was sick".

Been thinking of this Climate change thing. I reckon that it has also affected gravity. As time passes, I find it harder to get up if I've been down on the ground for any reason. It must be increased gravity!!

Wee-Allis,
I tell everybody that the ground gets further away every year but maybe it is because of an increase in gravity. (or my body weight) Be like everybody else and blame the politicians!

wee-allis and Morris l was on my knees this morning fixing a sprinkler in the garden when getting up l thought what wee-allis said about gravity and he'll l think he's hit the nail on the head

Birth Certificate related issues????

Stop whinging you blokes, think of the poor girls.

And she's only up to (down to?) 2014. The mind boggles as to now!

Can you picture her knees?Thats where they would be.