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Sometimes Sayings.
3 weeks 38 minutes ago #251529
by Morris
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,
Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
Replied by Morris on topic Sometimes Sayings.
This is supposed to be the Blond Joke to end all Blond Jokes:-
A blond policewoman pulled over a blond woman and asked to see her driver's licence.
The Blond driver rummaged through her handbag and could not find it.
She asked "what does it look like?"
The policewoman said it is rectangular and has a picture of you on it.
The driver found a mirror and handed it to the Blond policewoman, saying "Here it is."
The Policewoman looked at it and said, "OK, you can go, I did not realise that you were a Police Officer"
Boom Boom.
A blond policewoman pulled over a blond woman and asked to see her driver's licence.
The Blond driver rummaged through her handbag and could not find it.
She asked "what does it look like?"
The policewoman said it is rectangular and has a picture of you on it.
The driver found a mirror and handed it to the Blond policewoman, saying "Here it is."
The Policewoman looked at it and said, "OK, you can go, I did not realise that you were a Police Officer"
Boom Boom.
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,
Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
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2 weeks 19 minutes ago #251616
by Morris
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,
Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
Replied by Morris on topic Sometimes Sayings.
Yesterday was my Wife's and my thirty-third wedding anniversary.
I have been happily married for almost one year. (the first year)
I have been happily married for almost one year. (the first year)
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,
Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
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3 days 20 hours ago #251707
by bparo
Having lived through a pandemic I now understand all the painting of fat people on couches!
Replied by bparo on topic Sometimes Sayings.
When we got engaged my grandmother gave my future wife this advice
"Don't try and change him. It will take you 60 years and by then he will be too bloody old to be any bloody good to anyone!"
I am not sure if Helen listened!
"Don't try and change him. It will take you 60 years and by then he will be too bloody old to be any bloody good to anyone!"
I am not sure if Helen listened!
Having lived through a pandemic I now understand all the painting of fat people on couches!
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15 hours 24 minutes ago #251740
by grandad
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1 hour 2 minutes ago #251752
by Morris
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,
Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
Replied by Morris on topic Sometimes Sayings.
Most nights I go without coffee for hours. I call it sleeping.
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,
Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
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