Ol Trucks...we love em!

C'mon you blokes! get back away from me Duco!
I have to wipe off what i don't want....thats the secret..its all in the timing..
Look at that..what a masterpiece..to think people pay thousands for work like this!
Might just touch up this bit here..ARR NOOO!
Ya didnt put the lid on me gun proply Wal! look at the mess you've caused..
Ya hopeless Wal..sometimes i think you are as good as a man down!

Arn't ya sposed to wait till the paint dries before do that Lorry??? .
Get outa the way Wal! i know what im doin...
Amatuers .....:-[
That idiot at the paint shop said this was quick dry!
He's go no idea either! This takin for ever..

Gimme that tin.... wheres me glasses....NOT the safety glasses Wal! me readin glasses...i tell ya!! :
Application, preparation..arrr here we go dryin time...36 hours at 40 degrees C! Thats rediculous! where do they reckon i live! in a bloody volcano!
Arr ive got a heat gun here somewhere that'll do the trick....
LORRRRRYYY..the lawns Luv!!
Yer yer...i'm onto it......never a minutes peace, doesn't she realise the money i'm savin out here!
Ay Wal...how about grabbin the Victa and slippin over the grass for me ay! Morry.....Morry! ay what ya doin in there...get out of it!
i was just rolling up some of this masking tape...you can re use it you know.. waste not want not...
Sometimes i really gotta wonder about you Morry!

Wheres me mobile......arrr..gimme some turps..
Bloody paint...
Yer mate.. arr Lorry Builder here...just wonderin if ya can tell him what time ya close?
Right , yerr i just need some pinkstripin tape..im restorin me 2150 Bedford back to original....
what colors ya got there...

No doubt about me....

Now wheres that ......

to be continued.....



chocs

Chocs,

I used to suffer from depressi9on, but since joining this forum it's been good, but most of all you crack me up, I love your stories, keep the good work up.

Charlie.

g'day chocs and truckit and everyone...... you can talk about depression truckit but i've been livin' the nightmare of potential runs, days too cold to paint or for that matter, too hot to paint, old paint underneath frying, crap in the finish (poor spiders coming out for a look), thrips in summer, finish looking hollywood when painted then overnight, flashes off to a kind of semi gloss for about one million reasons ....all in the name of puttin' tea on the table and tryin' to beat those dear lovely truck dealers at their own game... namely.. give this bloke bugger all 'cause we really don't care about all his whingin'.

all i can say is what a game!!

cheers

Good on ya Charlie!!
I'll keep writtin em if you blokes wanna read em!


chocs

Sounds like we might have to send Lorry round Detecta....hes onto it!!

chocs

Good on ya Charlie!!
I'll keep writtin em if you blokes wanna read em!


chocs

What a bloody dumb statement . We will keep reading till the cows come home . Please Chocs , Get that typing finger motoring .

Continued.....
List..
i spent half the day writtin a list now i need a list of where me lists are!
Car keys.....i better bolt before she realises no one is actually pushin that mower!!

Yer g'day mate..Lorry builder..i rang ya before about some pinkstripin tape.. Heres our range of tapes here Lorry..what did you have in mind??
Well mate shes a fully restored b model Reo....
Absolutely magnificent bit of gear...doin the whole job meself..
Ay whats that stuff there?, nah up a bit...that stuff....
its a window tint kit..I'll take some of that! and that there?.. thats a seductafier valve....better gimme one of them too!
Ya wouldn't have some of those chrome nut covers would ya?
How big are ya nuts Lorry? arrr.. well hmmm orrrr about... Arr the wheel nuts Lorry! ::
Truck size....they are all the same son..
And how many would ya like Lorry...?
Arr ya better make it 5, 11, 17, 24, 8 arr 43!
Probly thought i was givin ya the lotto numbers ay
Would there be anything else??? :
I reckon that'll do me...mans not a bank ya know...
Would ya like a box for that lot?
Yep and ya better carry it out for me son..me backs a bit stiff today....Been workin on the truck all week gett'n er ready for the Sunstrong show..
Over here son...whack er in there...
Doin some painting are ya Lorry?
:-?Whys that?
Just that you've got 4 cans of hardener here...thought you must of had a job on...
Arrr that..thats just some stock..i do a lot of paintin son... :-[ :-[

Hardna..how come he gimme hardna ...,.......
Lets see.........Application.....mixin.....here we go....
mix 3 parts culla to 1 part...$HIT! mix 3 parts culla to 1 part bluddy hardna..Bugger it! :-[
Shes still a bit sticky.....i might just drizzle a bitta hardna over the top.....it'll seep in and dry...
that'll be better than mixin it up anyway... its the outside i want hard ...
it'll be more or less like a clear varnish i reckn!
These painters have got a bit to learn off the ol Lorry!


to be continued



chocs

Choc's old mate keep spinnin this cr%p, laughing me head off as i can just see the bloke thats doing this.

Trevor

Please note that some of this story has been contributed to by a member of our writting team...


Ay Lorry.. when do ya think ya gunna have this 3070 Scammell finised???
dunno why?
What sort of a flyblown scheme are ya on this week!
Wellllll, i thought we might test drive her up to Bagarat
Whats this WE business...
Bloody Bagarat! what on earth for????
Well ya remember me mate Snorebar?
who???????
you know ! Snorebar the greek he's got the Pyramid milkbar at Bagarat...
Thats the bloke with the camels ay?
thats him....
hes got 20, 44's of cookin fat... he says i can have it for free!!!!!
I've done me sums and i can make eleventeen hundred ltrs of bio diesel from it!!!!!!!!!!
Just think Lorry... i could take the skoda anywere i want!!!!except up big hills, she don't like hills Lorry...
yeah terrific Morry..... :
maybe i could go up to Dallas for the reunion??
Arrr that'd be Alice, Morry...
yeah shes nice too...
Fair dinkum Morry...you worry me at times
Ay Lorry....WHAT NOW!!!!! >
i could go to the White Truck Musta !!!!!
ya gonna need a white truck for that ya dope?
well you can paint me skoda white for me can't ya Lorry
bugger off Morry... i got things to do ere...
i gotta have me Mack goin before the show.

Loooorry the lawns luv!!!!!!
Ay Morry maaaate ...Morry...MORRY > MORRY!!!
Right...finally some peace!
Now...i'll get some of this tape off...
Can't wait to see these stripes i made...
Least me paints dry now...
The ol Lorry...hes got the clues on this paintin caper....
bet the ol mate Detecta isn't onto that hardna trick yet!
I been paintin five minutes and i've got it down pat!
im a natural at this restorin deal!


to be continued.......Fizz intake below sustainable level...

chocs

LOL


U're do n good
Soundz like a pritty truk fir sore eyez


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