n Then the fight started

Replied by hayseed on topic Re: n Then the fight started

Can't wait for the missus to turn 60 ... then I can trade her in on two 30-year-olds!

Why don't you trade her in on 3 twenty year olds

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Replied by hayseed on topic Re: n Then the fight started

Bet the walk home's a lot longer

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Replied by clute on topic Re: n Then the fight started

The wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those tablets that "help" get an erection.

You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills.


I'm still looking for a place to live.

Cheers Bruce.

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Replied by Chocs on topic Re: n Then the fight started

lady:
i am thinking of getting a breast enlargement..
bloke:
try putting toilet paper between your breasts...
lady:
do you think that will work?
bloke:
have a look at your backside! :

and thats when the fight started!!

chocs

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...lady street worker leans on the car door at a set of lights and sneers to the hapless male occupant....i'll do anything for 20 bucks...

...to which, in his best sneering voice, says....paint my front fence !

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