n Then the fight started

And now the War is about to start.

SCARY STATISTIC

According to Cosmopolitan Magazine, 25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.


That

The conversation goes like like the following
Missus sayes I can make you happy and sad in the one conversation
Ok go ahead
Well out of all your mates you got the biggest
I don't get it

RE: I don't get it

U'll get it all right

Right where the chiken got the axe

Sounds like a short arm inspection

...aaahh geoff .. talk about a fist in a velvet glove ! :-* :'( :'( :-* :-* :'( :'( :'( :'(

we may win the battle you know,...but our dear ladies EVENTUALLY WIN THE WAR :'(

Like a mate of mine said,(he and his are doing the gray nomad thing) a woman is right most of the time, but, in a 20' X 8' caravan, they are right ALL the time.

A bloke trying to do the right thing says to the bride would you like something nice
Why yes that would be nice, something like some new shoes
Off to the shoe shop picks a pair
Bloke asks the question how much to be told $300 for the pair storms out saying thats to much for shoes
Latter that night in the boudoir the hands start to reach out
Only to be told if can't shoe the horse your not getting to have a ride

Topic has been quite

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And then the fight started....

Hope
the dog kennel has a soft pillo
LOL

gave a bit of advice to ol' mate soon to be married .. mentioned the food that could be real bad for him and ruin his sex life.............wedding cake ! :'( :'(

Two Ol mates were talking, one said,

1st mate said,'Sometimes when you're talking to someone,does what you're actually thinking come out"

2nd mate said "What do you mean?"

1st mate said,"Well, I was at the movies the other night and when I went up to buy 2 tickets, the woman behind the counter had the biggest breasts I've ever seen and I said,"Can I have 2 tits please'.

His mate said "Yeah,I know exactly what you mean".

I was having dinner with the good lady wife the other night and meant to say,"Please honey,pass the cream"
Instead I said," You fat ugly turd,you stuffed my life!!"

That's when the fight started.