PLEASE ADD TO THE LIST

Mostly
Old
Parts
And
Rust

Rotten
Flamin*
Wagon


*again, insert word of choice here.

Grant.

I thought HOLDEN stood for

Has
Oil
Leaks and
Derelict
Engine
Noises

After all, they are only just HOLDEN together...

And for the farmers...

Case

Can't
Afford
Something
Else

Tight
Arse
Valiant
Owner

Heap
Of
Loud
Damaging
Expensive
Noises

Move
Over
Plymouth
Approaching
Rapidly

Found some more...

CADILLAC

Crazy Aunt Drives It Like A Lunatic Across the Country

CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rattle Over Loud Engine Tapping

CHRYSLER
Collection of Half Realized Yet Somehow Likeable Engineering Research



DODGE

Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere

FORD

F**ked over rebuilt Dodge
Flip over read directions
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Rockville Dump
Fails On Rainy Days
Fastest On Race Day
Fastest On Road Daily
First On Race Day (proven false)
Fourth On Race Day (of the "Big Three", fourth is pretty bad!)
First On Recall Day
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Found On Road Dead
Found On Rubbish Dump
Four Old Rusty Doors
Fool Only Runs Downhill (expletive replaced)
Driver Returns On Foot (backwards)
Fault Of R&D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
F'in's Owner's Really Dumb
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Freaky Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
Fork Over Repair Dough
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Forward Only, Reverse Defective
Forced On Reluctant Drivers

GM

Get a Mopar!
Government Motors

MGB

Might Go, Backwards

VOLVO

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW

Virtually Worthless

your on fire tonight clute

Wish I was clever enough to think of them, but I cheated and googled "car acronyms". Plenty more where I found these.

Cheers Bruce.

STP
Stops teenage preg****

GMC-Garage Man's Companion

Chevrolet-Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

Morris-More Obsolete Rubbish Rusting In a Shed

REO-Ruins Every Owner