Endless Power to defeat global warming.
8 months 3 weeks ago #247336
by Lang
Endless Power to defeat global warming. was created by Lang
This was invented 10 years ago where are they now?
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8 months 3 weeks ago - 8 months 3 weeks ago #247347
by Morris
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,
Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
Replied by Morris on topic Endless Power to defeat global warming.
For twenty years I worked with a man whose boast during his time at university was that he could fart within 30 seconds of being asked at any time of any day.
I did not go to university, that is why at half my age, he was paid more than twice my wage. (In case you are wondering, I left school before I turned 16)
I called him "Vesuvius" because his initials were BC and I told everyone that Mount Vesuvius erupted in the year 76BC. (It was really in 76AD, but none of them, despite their university educations, knew that)
I used to say that if he ran a hose from the driver's seat to the carburetor, he could have free fuel for as long as he wanted.
I did not go to university, that is why at half my age, he was paid more than twice my wage. (In case you are wondering, I left school before I turned 16)
I called him "Vesuvius" because his initials were BC and I told everyone that Mount Vesuvius erupted in the year 76BC. (It was really in 76AD, but none of them, despite their university educations, knew that)
I used to say that if he ran a hose from the driver's seat to the carburetor, he could have free fuel for as long as he wanted.
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,
Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
Last edit: 8 months 3 weeks ago by Morris.
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8 months 3 weeks ago #247350
by V8Ian
Replied by V8Ian on topic Endless Power to defeat global warming.
Morris, if you'd stayed at school, worked hard then gone to university, you too could have learned to fart on demand.
Who said tertiary education is a waste?
Who said tertiary education is a waste?
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8 months 2 weeks ago #247352
by Bluey60
Replied by Bluey60 on topic Endless Power to defeat global warming.
Not only fart on demand but blow hot air both ends
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