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10 months 2 weeks ago - 10 months 2 weeks ago #247658 by Mrsmackpaul
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My Dad always reckoned it would be good to invent a dark

I'll let you jokers ponder that

Paul

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10 months 2 weeks ago #247661 by hayseed
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According to the Late jack Gibson.. Slower than Andrew Ettinghausen..

„That guy is so quick, he can switch off the light and get into bed before the room is dark.“ —

Jack Gibson Gibson making an assessment on fast winger Andrew Ettingshausen during his summary of a match on television

Source: quotepark.com/quotes/1767304-jack-gibson...witch-off-the-light/

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Because those that matter...
don't mind...
And those that mind....
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10 months 2 weeks ago #247670 by Gryphon
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Hi,

the speed of darkness, not dark matter, can be defined by this statement.

Most of us already know that darkness is the absence of light, and that light travels at the fastest speed possible for a physical object. So, what does this mean? In short, it means that, the moment that light leaves, darkness returns. In this respect, darkness has the same speed as light.

futurism.com/how-is-the-speed-of-darknes...n-the-speed-of-light

Terry
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10 months 2 weeks ago #247673 by Bluey60
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Paul I’ll have a go if your father had a normal sense of humour if he invented dark it would make his boys look bright

Bluey

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10 months 2 weeks ago #247676 by PaulFH
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Farm kids would have had dark places.
Outside dunny on a bleak night.
Bringing in the cows for milking before sunrise. Developed good night vision.

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10 months 2 weeks ago #247680 by Mrsmackpaul
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Bluey Dad's dark was just that

Like when you switch on a light the room becomes light, switch on a dark and the room becomes dark

Now you may ask whats the point of a dark ? , who would use a dark ?

Dad reckoned if you were out parking with a lovely young lass, there was no need to steam up the windows for privacy, switch on the dark and no one can see in

Come home from night shift, switch on the dark and it's dark, no need for curtains to block out the light

The law is chasing you, just switch on a dark and they can't find you in the dark


Dads thinking was very different, but it makes sense

Paul

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10 months 2 weeks ago #247697 by Bluey60
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Paul I like the way he thinks the country could do with more people who don’t just think like everyone else call it thinking outside the square,thinking latterly whatever a lot of common sense comes from people that make the time to dream

Cheers Bluey
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10 months 2 weeks ago #247698 by Lang
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Aaah the possibilities are endless

Speed and Unspeed
Pregnant and Unpregnant

A Dumb and Smart switch would be helpful
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10 months 2 weeks ago #247699 by Mrsmackpaul
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A bit like the ACME portable hole

www.b98.tv/video/hole-idea/

Paul

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10 months 2 weeks ago #247701 by PaulFH
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Asked dad what they did with windmill bores when they dried up. Said they were cut up into 3 foot lengths for post holes.
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