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Look out someones on the loose
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13 years 5 months ago #38209
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Well, what Swishy really meant to write, goes .. (from The Ballad of Irving - the 142nd Fastest Gun in the West .. ) 
He was short and fat, and rode out of the West
With a Mogen David on his silver vest.
He was mean and nasty right clear through,
Which was kinda weird, 'cause he was yellow too ...
Lyrics .. dmdb.org/lyrics/irving.html
Well, I can tell it wasn't me .. 'cos I ain't fat, and don't wear vests ..
.. and I was at an auction yesterday, anyway ..
"We're tough, mighty tough, in the West
Where we wear neither singlet nor vest ... "
Personally, I think that Swishy needs to be renamed .. "Seymour .. "
You remember how Irving got three slugs in the belly?
How it happened outside the Frontier Deli?
How he lived by his gun and died by his gun?
Well, no one knew fat Irving had a son,
Named Seymour.
Tall, slim Seymour.
Tall, slim, excellent-looking Seymour.
Son of the hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.
He had steamy eyes and stood six-foot four.
When he walked in the bar, he filled the door.
He had a gun in one hand, and the folks would stare,
'Cause in his other hand, he had a teddy bear.
Seymour.
Tall, sissy Seymour.
Tall, excellent-looking, sissy Seymour.
Son of the hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.
He was short and fat, and rode out of the West
With a Mogen David on his silver vest.
He was mean and nasty right clear through,
Which was kinda weird, 'cause he was yellow too ...
Lyrics .. dmdb.org/lyrics/irving.html
Well, I can tell it wasn't me .. 'cos I ain't fat, and don't wear vests ..
.. and I was at an auction yesterday, anyway .. "We're tough, mighty tough, in the West
Where we wear neither singlet nor vest ... "
Personally, I think that Swishy needs to be renamed .. "Seymour .. "
You remember how Irving got three slugs in the belly?
How it happened outside the Frontier Deli?
How he lived by his gun and died by his gun?
Well, no one knew fat Irving had a son,
Named Seymour.
Tall, slim Seymour.
Tall, slim, excellent-looking Seymour.
Son of the hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.
He had steamy eyes and stood six-foot four.
When he walked in the bar, he filled the door.
He had a gun in one hand, and the folks would stare,
'Cause in his other hand, he had a teddy bear.
Seymour.
Tall, sissy Seymour.
Tall, excellent-looking, sissy Seymour.
Son of the hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.
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13 years 5 months ago #38211
by Swishy
Juan Trak
GuddayM8
LOL
RE: I think that Swishy needs to be renamed .. "Seymour
Sum Saturday nights I could B a bit Seymourish
LOL
Cya
[ch9787]
OF ALL THE THINGS EYE MISS ................. EYE MISS MY MIND THE MOST
There's more WORTH in KENWORTH
Replied by Swishy on topic Re: Look out someones on the loose
Juan Trak
GuddayM8
LOL
RE: I think that Swishy needs to be renamed .. "Seymour
Sum Saturday nights I could B a bit Seymourish
LOL
Cya
[ch9787]
OF ALL THE THINGS EYE MISS ................. EYE MISS MY MIND THE MOST
There's more WORTH in KENWORTH
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