The Egg n Eye

These puns are flying thick and fast tonight.

Hope the Administrators don't pullet. That would constitute fowl play.

I was cooped up last night, missed the thread, and had to comb my way though a yard of jokes in the hope that I would hap-pen upon one. I was grasping at straw, and had to scratch most. For my paltry contribution, take your peck:
* What colour was the chicken-rescue truck: Rhode Island Red?
and any within the musical adaptation of this thread:
Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs, the 'Cockfight'.


Roderick B Smith
Rail News Victoria Editor

Smitty

U're crak n me up

LOL

What day do eggs hate most? Fry-day!
What did Snow White call her chicken? Egg white.
How do eggs leave the highway? By going through the eggs-it.
How do comedians like their eggs? Funny side up!
How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried!
What do chickens call a school test? Eggs-amination!
What did the eggs do when the light turned green? They egg-celerated!
Why is Kristy Alley so fat? Because she did not eggsercise!
How did the egg get up the mountain? It scrambled up!
What do you call an egg taking a snooze on the job? Egg-zosted!
Who wrote the book, Great Eggspectations? Charles Chickens!
Why can't you tease egg whites? Because they can't take a yolk!
What do you get when you cross an egg with a sperm? An omelette you probably shouldn't eat.
Why did the egg go to school? To get "egg-u-cated"!
Why is the chef so mean? She beats the eggs!
Why did the chicken lay her egg on an axe? She wanted to hachet
Why do chickens lay eggs? Because if they dropped them they would break!
What do Chickens grow on? Eggplants!
What did the egg say to the clown? You crack me up!
What part did the egg play in the movies? He was an "Egg-stra".
What do you call an egg who is on the computer too much? An "Egg Head".
What sport are the eggs good at? Running!
What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg? You're "Egg-stra special".
What does the cihcken say to get across a busy street? EGGS-cuse me please!
What grows on yolk trees? Egg-corns!
What is an eggs favorite tree? A y-oak tree!
How do chickens pay for their groceries? Using the eggs-press line.
Where do you find information about eggs? In the hen-cyclopedia!
Who tells the best egg jokes? Comedi-hens!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties? Coop-cakes!
What do you call an egg that goes on safari? An eggs-plorer!
How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach? Just one, because then your stomach won't be empty.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn? The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
How do baby chickens dance? Chick-to-chick!
What do you call a mischievious egg? A practical yolker.
What do you call an egg white with cowboy boots? A western omelette!
What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An eggroll.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a martian? An eggs-traterrestrial!
What do you call a city of 20 million eggs? New Yolk City!
What do you call a handyman who lives on a farm? An egg-chanic.
If fruit comes from a fruit tree, what kind of a tree does a chicken come from? A poul-tree!

LOL
cya

Most likely a trip to the naughty corner for this but what what the heck.
Loosley.

loosley

NFW

tiz on topic

good yoke @ th@

Wotz more tiz phunny

LOL
cya