Pre-stained shirts

Don't know where this should go but some gym junkie tattooed male model is obviously lacking in the manly area if he has to buy prestained workshop shirts. How can I sew back my box of "prestained" t-shirts that were cut up for polishing rags. Supposed it is just the male wankers equivilent of the wankeress's torn $200 jeans.



If you want to buy some:

au.wholee.sale/collections/landing?shopi...E71Mk_-e_qGMzJ9yS2-0

Next they will sell something to pre-stain their hands so that they give the impression that they actually work

Look a hell of a lot cleaner than my usual clothes :whistle: :woohoo:

And of course this one!. Range Rover at one stage even offered it in pressure pack cans.

After one of those biannual events, cleaning out my shed of surplus gear, I decided to dispose of an old bench mounted grinder/wire brush arrangement. Probably the only item I didn't bother to clean up at all, and along comes this guy who wanted me to reduce the price because it was dirty!? I told him if he fitted it like it was in his workshop it would look like he had been doing something. Then offered to clean it for a few extra sheckles . . .

. . . he took it at the price I had originally asked for, complete with dirt. :lol: Perhaps he picked up on the idea and is now making a fortune selling those T shirts? :huh:

When selling something I try to ask a fair price for what it is and try to price it to sell to start with. When I get asked if it is any cheaper for cash or they spotted a scratch I simply that they don't have to buy it and if they are not interested in it at the price then I will stop wasting his precious time. They put their hand in their pocket and walk away with a good deal.
Just sold our 10 year old Husqvarna ride-on mower for $1k less than purchase price. This time I thought I was being cheeky with the asking price. First contact just minutes after listing asked to come and pick it up. No negotiations on the price because it was presented well and was in good condition even after the complete deck rebuild.
As for those shirts I already have more than enough stained ones and even more with burn holes from grinding and forgetting to put my leather apron on. Although I got caught out with that on the last good shirt, the aprons stitching was rotted and came undone right where the sparks hit me chest. Another good welding, grinding play shirt.

I hate selling things these days, If I pick the potential buyer as a flogger I usually pre warn them along the lines of " I'm not interested in your opinion and the price is firm so if you don't like it its best if you walk away now".

I might start a new craze. Pre-stained undies. I've got heaps in stock. Buy them and it saves you the need to fart.

wee-allis wrote:

I might start a new craze. Pre-stained undies. I've got heaps in stock. Buy them and it saves you the need to fart.

Now this is where we need a Like button

No they beat you to it. Lots of them on line. There are some strange people in the world.