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SMS codes for the seniors:

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12 years 10 months ago #57079 by Eddy
The kids have all their little SMS codes..like BFF, WTF, LOL etc.

So here are some codes for the seniors:

ATD - At the Doctor's

BFF - Best Friends Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

CBM - Covered by Medicare

CUATSC - See You at the Senior Centre

DWI - Driving While Incontinent

FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

FYI - Found Your Insulin (someone sent this to me and I thought it meant For Your Information) - beginning to wonder now!

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

OMMR - On My Massage Recliner

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

TTYL - Talk to You Louder

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

WTP - Where's the Prunes

WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kickin in!


Be it firearms or V8 engines, the question is not "why should you have them?"
, but "who are you to demand that I justify them?"

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12 years 10 months ago #57080 by GM Diesel
Thanks Eddy, Best laugh Ive had for awhile.

Basil

GM Diesels - Converting diesel into noise since 1938.

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