'V' Bus luverz dun clik here

Read the link Swishy, 375 Tonne, 1 Volvo & no clutch pedal....

Swishy mate.
You are getting excited again every time you find another VOLVO picture. It seems to me you are spending too much time scanning the VOLVO World where excellence is everywhere, for no other reason other than having what I would describe the need.................
To get into one of the real trucks VOLVO build rather than the one with a snout you already have.
I intend to try and figure out how to put up a picture on the Forum for you, no other reason other than I all ready have a vehicle to drive to the Bowling Club.
In the meantime just keep Mr Google busy looking for VOLVO'S after all you are very good at finding them.
Rex

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ReX
M80

the truth iz out there ............. sew there


Q: What's the difference between a Volvo and the principal's office?

A: It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.

Q: Why do they put sidewalks beside most streets and highways?

A: So Volvo owners have a safe place to walk home.

Q: What's the difference between a Volvo and a Porcupine?

A: When it comes to a Volvo, the prick is on the inside.

Q: Why do they fit ABS braking systems to the latest Volvos?

A: So the driver can stop quicker to pick up the fallen off parts.

Q: How do you make a Volvo go faster downhill?

A: Turn off the engine.

Q: What is the difference between a Volvo and a shopping trolley?

A: A shopping trolley is much easier to push.

Q: Why are the latest Volvos so aerodynamically designed?

A: It improves the Chevy towe truck's fuel consumption.

Q: What is the aim of a Volvo project car?

A: An attempt to keep their car running.

Q: What is the difference between a Volvo and a tampon?

A: A tampon comes with it's own tow rope.

Q: Why are Volvo dealers giving away a dog with each Volvo sold?

A: So the owner has a companion to walk home with.

Q: How do you double the value of a Volvo Icon?

A: Full the tank with petrol.

Q: What did the Toyota say to the Volvo?

A: Would you like a tow home?

Q: What do you call a Volvo at the top of a Hill?

A: A Miracle.

Q: What do you call two Volvos at the top of a hill?

A: A mirage.

cya

Sum Oldies butt goodies










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cya

Is that the amount of money each has to carry to cover the repair bills each trip? :blink: :silly: :woohoo:


(Sorry but someone had to ask! )

Bruceman
Gudday M8

U inter drivers got it ass backwards ........ again :lol:

Own n a 'V'bus will keep u're wallet MT n send U broke keep n up with the hi cost of failures

the yanky iron may fail oneday but most parts R availble @ most corner shops

:lol: :lol:

cya

Swishy mate
You don't need a wallet full of money when you own a VOLVO because nothing goes wrong.
Now I wish to give you something to expand your endless barrage of B/S on ..................
Along with our two new 700 VOLVO'S we have just acquired two ex Army 8 X 8 MAN prime movers, they have been purchased so we can unhook the KWs at the gate, and then send real European trucks up the 20% gradients.
It is this simple with our 8 X 8 Faun and a Versatile 360 Cummins powered with 8 driving tyres hooked on the front and 120 tonnes behind the prime mover, you unhook the KW, there is simply not enough chassis up front and no planetary hub reduction down the back.
In my humble opinion there is one place for Paccar built trucks and that is on good smooth roads with small hills.
If you want to move 400 + tonne loads get Volvo's Mercedes or MAN's, they seem to keep my wallet reasonably full even though I rarely need to open it.
Rex

Swishy mate
Are you there !
Rex

Am here ReX man
Yes the KW might not B able to do the job @ hand
But ifn U get a hwy truck it can only perform like a Hwy Truck
Spec up sum Yanky iron to match U're Euro Busses
n all will B OK
Wot U try n to do is move a mass on not prepared goat tracks
all to do wiff ghet n the power to the ground n proceed up the mountain

Tell us more about u're New jiggers th@ arrived not quite right

Thanx in advance

Give till it Hurtz :lol:

LOL

cya

just a cupla 8X8 yanky iron









Wotz more ........... they speak your lang wage :lol:

cya