Sometimes Sayings.

Yes, they will have 10 fresh strains of the virus by the time the first lot of vaccines is rolled out

The whole thing would be laughable if it wasnt so serious

Paul

My father worked for the railways much of his life and when I was a kid told me the story of an Irishman who woked there.

The man, Mr Finnigan wrote a very long detailed report about a train derailment. His superiors complained that he wrote too much detail.

Next time it happened, he wrote:-
Off again,
On again,
Finnigan.

Maybe the story is true?

Having just read one of Mrsmack's comments elsewhere it reminded me of a saying my brother used to say:

At times I think the whole world is mad, except for me, and I act strange at times.

Ex Father In law used to say that ''you can get a grunt out of a pig any time you kick it in the guts.''

Is that like .......
How do you make a hormone?
Smack her in the guts with a shovel.......

Sarge :-X wrote: Is that like .......
How do you make a hormone?
Smack her in the guts with a shovel.......

I've heard less printable versions!

Jarrod.

Don’t pay her.

After the bloke did the deed with a lady of the evening he put his hand in his pockets and pulled out a $2.00 and tossed it to her. She said $2.00 wont cover it, he said a garbage can lid wouldn't cover that!

When I was around 18 I was in the Cross with (of all people) my parents.

I was offered some entertainment for 20cents!

I declined as I figures the disease wasn't worth it.

Oh and I agree don't pay her will make a whore moan.

At 18 you should have taken up the offer. The 20 cents she offered you could have paid the doctor.