Sometimes Sayings.

Story of my life

This just wandered across my way

Gave me a chuckle


Paul

I suggest you try this from a distance. Preferably in a car with the motor running while she isn't in it!

Mrsmackpaul wrote: This just wandered across my way

Gave me a chuckle

Paul

You're a braver man than I am, Gunga Din. :ohmy:

A few sayings with the author listed below each:-

The pomp of funerals has more to do with the vanity of the living than the honour of the dead.
La Rochefoucauld.

The feeling of sleepyness when you are not in bed and cannot get there is the meanest feeling in the world.
E.W. Howe.

Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is all bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness and a disregard of all the rules.
George Orwell.

Beware of all enterprises that require fancy clothes.
Thoreau.

Morris, that last one, absolutely!

Lang, I'll get smacked over the head, but that's hilarious!

In my trade (lift mechanic): the bigger/taller the building, the bigger the arseholes.

I was brought up to respect men in ties; I have learnt otherwise.

Jarrod.

Some men suffer from Desert disease. Commonly known by females as, Wandering palms.

overnite, Is that like Russian eyes and Roman hands?

Very very similar