This is supposed to be the Blond Joke to end all Blond Jokes:-
A blond policewoman pulled over a blond woman and asked to see her driver's licence.
The Blond driver rummaged through her handbag and could not find it.
She asked "what does it look like?"
The policewoman said it is rectangular and has a picture of you on it.
The driver found a mirror and handed it to the Blond policewoman, saying "Here it is."
The Policewoman looked at it and said, "OK, you can go, I did not realise that you were a Police Officer"
Boom Boom.
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,
Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
