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3 months 4 days ago #251529 by Morris
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This is supposed to be the Blond Joke to end all Blond Jokes:-

A blond policewoman pulled over a blond woman and asked to see her driver's licence.
The Blond driver rummaged through her handbag and could not find it.
She asked "what does it look like?"
The policewoman said it is rectangular and has a picture of you on it.
The driver found a mirror and handed it to the Blond policewoman, saying "Here it is."
The Policewoman looked at it and said, "OK, you can go, I did not realise that you were a Police Officer"
Boom Boom.

I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
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2 months 3 weeks ago #251616 by Morris
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Yesterday was my Wife's and my thirty-third wedding anniversary.

I have been happily married for almost one year. (the first year)

I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
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2 months 3 weeks ago #251629 by grandad
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2 months 2 weeks ago #251707 by bparo
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When we got engaged my grandmother gave my future wife this advice
"Don't try and change him. It will take you 60 years and by then he will be too bloody old to be any bloody good to anyone!"

I am not sure if Helen listened! :)

Having lived through a pandemic I now understand all the painting of fat people on couches!
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2 months 1 week ago #251740 by grandad
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2 months 1 week ago #251742 by oliver1950
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You can't have too many toys!
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2 months 1 week ago #251752 by Morris
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Most nights I go without coffee for hours. I call it sleeping.

I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
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2 months 1 week ago #251757 by grandad
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2 months 6 days ago #251842 by Morris
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I don't need a "Do not Disturb" sign,
I need one that reads "Already Disturbed, approach with Caution"
 

I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
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2 months 4 days ago #251862 by Mrsmackpaul
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very clever, I like it

Paul 

Your better to die trying than live on your knees begging

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