Sometimes Sayings.

grandad wrote:

 

 yep
 

My Wife found this on the Internet:-

Two old friends met up and had a "night on the town."
On their way home, they decided to visit a brothel.
The Madam saw they were very drunk, so led them to rooms each containing a blow-up doll.
Afterwards, one man said to the other, "I think my woman was dead because she did not move or say anything the whole time"
The other man said "I think mine was a witch because when I gave her a little love bite, she farted and flew out the window, taking my teeth with her"
 

A scrotum may not be much to look at........ but it sure beats carrying your gonads in your pocket.

My mind is like an internet browser. At least 18 open tabs, 3 of them are frozen, and I have no clue where the music is coming from.

Lang wrote:

My mind is like an internet browser. At least 18 open tabs, 3 of them are frozen, and I have no clue where the music is coming from.
 

I wish my mind was as uncluttered as yours! I actually managed not to miss any turns, or exits today. A bit of an achievement for me!

Jarrod.

asw120 wrote:

Lang wrote:

My mind is like an internet browser. At least 18 open tabs, 3 of them are frozen, and I have no clue where the music is coming from.


 

I wish my mind was as uncluttered as yours! I actually managed not to miss any turns, or exits today. A bit of an achievement for me!

Jarrod.
 

My mind thinks I'm 25. My body thinks my mind is an idiot.

Steve

Albo "Barnaby, can you sort a buck's night for me, please?" 

Over the past few weeks I have watched a few episodes of a documentary on the Isle of Wight in England.  I think I have the spelling correct now.
I have not seen Grandad, or I do not think I have as I have no idea what he looks like.

The island appears to be a lot larger and more settled than Phillip Island, near where I live although Phillip Island has (or had, I do not recall seeing it recently) a sign that it was a "Sister City" with the Isle of Wight.  I have never known how an island can be a sister city but much better brains than mine must know.

Philip Island - 101 km²         Isle of Wight - 380 km²

Closest in size of Australian Islands would be Heard Island - 368 km²
but certainly not as nice a place to be as the Isle of Wight (I have had a few holidays there when younger). 

Meanwhile back to work . . . clearing some scrap metal while waiting for a sheet of metal to arrive and be cut. (Despite temperature issues again today: 39°!)

I was spanked as a small child and later punished in other ways.
Now I have a phycological condition known as Respect For Others.