A long tall story...

AHHH,
But you were rescueing a Bedford. So you're excused.
What sat you..........

what lay ahead.. Deadly dave dinkum, straight outa left field, gets on the blower and yells with excitement " Adam, this here's the slug, we just ainta guna pay no toll" so he crashed the gate doin 38, and said " let that Beddy roll" 10 4...

With that the diff blew straight out the back of daves beddy!! .......then

There was a lot less friction and actually went Quicker towards the .........

and tree top tall as the plot was complicated even more by the discovery that, in fact it wasn't Swishy piloting the old grey SAR at all!!!
Swishy had called the authorities using a mobile phone he had found whilst being held captive in a Volvo cabin, somewhere near wheelabarraback!
He was thought to have sustained serious and life threatening injuries but on further examination, it was found that it was an anxiety attack from the fear of being discovered in a Volvo!!
Was it Deadly or Jimbo steering the big beddy toward the border when the diff blew out...the situation intensified as the phone rang yet again......



chocs

n on the fone twaz

Don't worry Swish was the reply...
You are in the Wheelabarraback Bush Nursing Hospital, waiting for Scrawny to collect you in the 8v71 powered slimline kenworth...

You've had a big ordeal, we'll soon have you back within the Melways boundaries and reconnected to ya 'Puter..
As the phone call ended the was the distinct sound of a jake brake in the distance.....




chocs

As the phone call ended the was the distinct sound of a jake brake in the distance.....

Twaz Grefella pull n up 2 ask Chox

" Have U Got as spare eye can borro from u're harem az eye get lonely @ night"

n Chox Said...............

Mate i'd really like to help ya out...
but these are some of me best Merinos...i don't shear em with just anyone!!
And he drove away before the grenfella could rob any more fizz out of the 600 litre esky he had tucked in the toolbox.....

grenfell got on the blower to hugecam --bringme down a pallet of barbwire fizz an 2 of swishs ladie friends from bimbos , im broken down hugecame replied

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Me feelz Grenfella Getn dezper8