A long tall story...

book you b@rstards if you dont show me your logbooks,but of cours we can sort all this out with a little.....

butter

Rumor had got around
th@ Chox waz stopp n all the time
the reason Being he waz pikn up scrap scattered along the road side
Yes he twaz pik n up ol blown crummins
the Question on every bodys lips would he B over goin thru the scales loaded with all th @scap
But Then.....................

Cya

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Taipan Tom was absolutely livered as he walked around what seemed like a never ending line of trucks....
How on earth did HIS road get in such a mess in such a short time...
Where did all these hillbillies come from he thought as he reached into his Anglia Patrol car for a new biro.....
After all, he'd only been off the road long enough to go to the bank and get a haircut!..
It was 110 in the waterbag...the boot of his patrol car was now dripping...last nights logbook oversights were thawing out...he had to get this lot sorted and find a freezer somewhere.........Just as one of Eastoes whistled past.....
Taipan Tom's voice echoed across the valley..You blokes stay put, move an inch and ya gone....., As he lept into the Stooooooodabeaker...with a shower of stones and gravel he was off after the Eastoes Fridge Van......

No whata we gunna do said.......


chocs

Adam.

I knowz said Swishy in a flash.

PharmerPhil be livin round these parts.
Lets call him up and and get him to bring over a few frothys while we be waitin.

I'll be in that said Adam & Chocs as the temprature climbed.

Might as well make the most of .........

A bad situation. Cripes Tom's gunna be cheezed off when he comes back, Joey's just showed up carrying Tom's breathalyser. Where'd ya get that Joey says Swishmeister? Aw twas easy says Joey, when Tom was giving you blokes a serve I just

giving you blokes a serve I just
...................................................
Looked over the hill n noticed Ass S R rolling in
N we all kno when Ass S R flashez hiz credentials we'd either B saved or...........................
Cya
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As the music played on, the old Swish thought back about his comment when Assesor rolled in.

"we'd either B saved or B sinners he thought to himself".

Knowin full well he fitted the latter category for crimes against crummins, he could hear what sounded like a circus truck rolling in with music playing

Helluluah said Swish, me been saved.

Up pulled eleven long haired friends of Jesus in a Sure Troops Micro bus.

A terrible noise could be heard and just then a Ford Anglia came to a screamin holt and outstepped ...........

big tom[kaban] geeeezuuu he exclaimed i hate hippies as much as truckies an there partyin bigtime all we need for a total disaster is someone turnin up with a bunch of fizz an this deal will be bigger than razorblade just then ther was a sound of jakes on a 335

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Timmy Teaspoon!!!!
He couldn't contain the laughter!!
The questions were flyin left right and centre...
All TT could do was laugh as he tried to get the answer out!!!!!!
After some settling down, he finally got the story out...
His commer had done a clutch half way up Jugiong and he'd hitched a lift back with Stuey in the Eastoes Fridge van........ Soon as Ol Tiapan wheel em in....he jumped out and ran down the left hand side of the van, into the Anglia had roared off back up the road!!
All he could see was Ol Taipan waving his arms and kickin stones...