Not funny

....jeeez mate .. you'll get that pulled pretty soon!!! : : : :....

...a quote i believe..."inaction is the ruin of good men" and benign forums are the ruin of a good forum :

Ya,
I stand with Detective.

"First they came for the...
...and then they came for me."

Martin Niemoller - (1892

No Sex since 1955

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event
hosted by a local liberal arts college.

There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in
attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is
something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It
looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said,
"You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the
wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to
chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to
a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and
said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."

The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not;
it's only 2130 now."

fantastic nearly fell off the chair [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
Paul

TDU wouldnt worry to much have heard it before strange place we live in now cant laugh at ourselves cant laugh at others seeya
Paul

(cpl more "doodles") from a while ago...

Disappointed to see the "mosque" one deleted. What is the forum coming to. I thought we had free speech.

Don't get too sad Wayno..
Unless i'm seein things...its still there ova..



chocs

Some might think some of this stuff is funny and some might see it as being outright rude.

Soon you might have your wish and have the forum you deserve.


Trevor

Don't get too sad Wayno..
Unless i'm seein things...its still there ova..



chocs

Not any more mate. Sorry I couldn't do it sooner.

Trev, you're on the money. We'll soon be whinging on facebook because stuff like that will be the end of us all here.

We all love a great joke but some of them need to be saved for sharing a fizzy and kicking tyres .

I still believe there is a time and a place for everything..

As seen so many times before on this forum...
Things are not read in the spirit that they were written in..

Remember the viewing audience...

chocs