Not funny

Lang, just beautiful, I think we all or most of us know what you're talking about. Still chuckling. cya Tim

....reminds me of a respected truckie being admonished by his wife for not using the indicator to turn left on a dark country road about 2.30 in the morning.....

....his response was .."do you go waving your arms around when no-one can see ya ?" :

What do you call a pack of druggies........a Hird.
TDU

ok. I'll get my coat.

A farmer has a Kelpy dog and the dog is trying to have sex with a cabbage in the veggie patch .The farmer walks over and starts yelling at the dog to get of the cabbage the dog then looks at the farmer and says " sorry I thought it was a collie"
Paul

Children Are Quick
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's..
Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

Today's Short Reading from the Bible...

From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth."

Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed!

can allways update the model :-X

can allways update the model :-X

... or wait until she's 36 then trade her in on two 18-year olds!!

The definition of a true friend

One would hope he doesn't dribble ,hope he returns the favour