Sometimes Sayings.

Granddad, That sounds a bit Fishy to Me...!!

Just had a laugh at the intelligence of the average punter.

I went to my local tyre shop and out the front he has a large permanent sign.

"80% nitrogen tyre inflation for free"

While I was there a number of kids in their WRX or whatever rolled in for a fill. The owner said he gets at least a dozen of them a day resulting in sale (plus fitting) of his second hand tyres to replace the shredded cases from the night before. More importantly he sells lots of exotic expensive low profile types which should be filled at his place with 80% nitrogen rather than the regular service station plain air.

As PT Barnum said over a hundred years ago "There is a sucker born every minute"

That has given me an idea. With every bottle of blinker fluid I will give away, absolutely free, a plastic bag filled with 80% nitrogen. there might have to be a few other gasses in there just to fill the bag.

"The only time you have enough horsepower is when you can leave two continuous black lines from the entry corner to the braking area on the main straight" Roger Penske

The internet went down last night and I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like nice people.

A man was showing the local countryside to an old friend who was visiting for the first time. They stopped overlooking a pretty little harbour village.

The host said "I built 80% of all those houses but do they call me a builder? - No"

I build 50% of all those boats you see there but do they call me a boatbuilder? - Nooo"

"But one sheep, only ONE sheep............."

Morris, I've heard quite few Different versions of That Yarn...........!!!

This is an old one but I am told there are no new jokes anyway.

A man was telling his friend "I have been happily married for three years"
Friend says "I am sure you have been married a lot longer than that"

First man replies "Yes but I was happily married for three years."