Sometimes Sayings.

Now that's funny, exactly what I thought when I saw the cartoon.
I do the washing when it's needed, I do the dishes now and again, I'll even iron the odd item if I need it, but forget the vacuuming - that will never happen, all I do with the vacuum cleaner is put it back in the cupboard when my wife leaves it out! My mate back in Adelaide with the other Austin (245F) truck always used to laugh about it being left out around the house waiting to be put back into use.
Fortunately none of you lot appear to be unkind. Thanks.

A mate of mine had a saying that he used at an appropriate time;

I was born very young

A naked man fears no pick-pocketers.

I can relate to this one...LOL

A mate of mine had a saying that he used at an appropriate time;

I was born very young

Or

I was born in Melbourne because I wanted to be near my mother.

Everybody must have a good supply of Blinker Fluid or maybe nobody knows where I live because nobody came to get the free Blinker juice I offered until Christmas. I have decided to extend my FREE offer until Easter. The fluid is very good quality and so pure you can drink it.

Morris wrote:

. I have decided to extend my FREE offer until Easter. The fluid is very good quality and so pure you can drink it.[/quote

Will you post Morris:unsure:

Morris, do you deliver? :whistle:

Amy, aged 10:-

"My sisters boyfriend gave her crabs at Christmas and she dumped him,
I think she wanted a kitten"

Cobbadog
I was thinking that I would not deliver but last night I had a thought. I will deliver for $1 per kilometre. My mapping says I am 1323 kilometres from you. :woohoo:

Mairjimmy,
I cannot post the bottles because Australia Post may have the difficulties my Bank had when I tried to send money to Dima. They delayed sending the money for several weeks and then asked me to convince them that "Morris" was not a political organisation. I explained it was the brand name of the Morris cars and Morris Commercial trucks I restore and that it was the name I use on this forum. I gave them details of the forum and invited that to check for themselves. I had to text their "chat line" and when I suggested that the bank had got the addresses' account number wrong, the person I was corresponding with texted "Dominic has left the chat"
After three months they returned $106 to my account. They had charged me $150 plus $10 fee when I tried to send US $100.