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Need a few good yarns
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Reminds me of a bus driver I know who does the pensioners' tours around Australia. He said almost every trip he is given the opportunity to use his quick come-back.
"George, are there any famous old men born around here?"
"No, only babies."
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As I said, this is true and verifiable.
Early '80s I was a cop in the NSW Police force and stationed at the tiny riverside town of Brooklyn on the Hawkesbury River. We were both town cops and Water Police, having both a 32 foot cruiser and a 16" Quintrex. Owing to the fact that we could be in the car one minute and the boat the next, we very seldom wore our revolvers. To cover the need to grab one I a hurry, there was usually one in the boot and another under the drivers seat.
This particular Saturday night, my offsider and I were patrolling the bush tracks in the area looking for stolen cars. Now my mate, who was the passenger, needed me to stop for him to answer a call of nature. I pulled up just off the road, he opens the door and stands there to get the job done. This was the time I had a complete loss of brain power. I reached under the seat, grabbed the trust .38 and let 2 go into the sand beside the car.
Poor old mate got such a shock, he leapt back into the car with the job half done. He had the hide to expect me to clean up the mess, even after he punched the shit out of me.
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wee-allis wrote: This is an absolutely true story of an incident which happened to me while working in one of my many jobs throughout life. Sometimes I think I have had more jobs than Centrelink.
As I said, this is true and verifiable.
Early '80s I was a cop in the NSW Police force and stationed at the tiny riverside town of Brooklyn on the Hawkesbury River. We were both town cops and Water Police, having both a 32 foot cruiser and a 16" Quintrex. Owing to the fact that we could be in the car one minute and the boat the next, we very seldom wore our revolvers. To cover the need to grab one I a hurry, there was usually one in the boot and another under the drivers seat.
This particular Saturday night, my offsider and I were patrolling the bush tracks in the area looking for stolen cars. Now my mate, who was the passenger, needed me to stop for him to answer a call of nature. I pulled up just off the road, he opens the door and stands there to get the job done. This was the time I had a complete loss of brain power. I reached under the seat, grabbed the trust .38 and let 2 go into the sand beside the car.
Poor old mate got such a shock, he leapt back into the car with the job half done. He had the hide to expect me to clean up the mess, even after he punched the shit out of me.
What the fudge ?
Some ruddy work mate you are lol
Paul
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Fred. - I see you have goats for sale.
Women. - Yes they are stud goats
Fred . - I would like to buy one,how much?
Women. - They start at $2000
Fred . - $2000? that's a lot for a goat
Women. - Well you have to breed with them
Fred. - No thanks,I'm already married
At that Fred turned and walked away.I'll never forget the look on that poor woman's face
You can't have too many toys!
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wee-allis wrote: This is an absolutely true story of an incident which happened to me while working in one of my many jobs throughout life. Sometimes I think I have had more jobs than Centrelink.
As I said, this is true and verifiable.
Early '80s I was a cop in the NSW Police force and stationed at the tiny riverside town of Brooklyn on the Hawkesbury River. We were both town cops and Water Police, having both a 32 foot cruiser and a 16" Quintrex. Owing to the fact that we could be in the car one minute and the boat the next, we very seldom wore our revolvers. To cover the need to grab one I a hurry, there was usually one in the boot and another under the drivers seat.
This particular Saturday night, my offsider and I were patrolling the bush tracks in the area looking for stolen cars. Now my mate, who was the passenger, needed me to stop for him to answer a call of nature. I pulled up just off the road, he opens the door and stands there to get the job done. This was the time I had a complete loss of brain power. I reached under the seat, grabbed the trust .38 and let 2 go into the sand beside the car.
Poor old mate got such a shock, he leapt back into the car with the job half done. He had the hide to expect me to clean up the mess, even after he punched the shit out of me.
Wee allis, that must have been a tight fit in a 16” quintrex. lol. Maybe a 16’ ?
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so I've been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.....
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