Sometimes Sayings.

They will carry me to the field
Through the wreaths of mist
Moist on my face
And the lamb will pause
For a thoughtful stare
The soldiers they will come.
They will lay me into the cold dark earth
And push the clods in apon my face.

(John Marsden)

The doctor was talking to the wife after examining her sick husband :-
" These knockout pills will soon cure his bad tummy, take one whenever you're tempted to cook "

Another true one from my teenage years:

When I was about 13 or 14 we lived in the country and a friend of my Father was moving to town. He came to our place and during a discussion about things he had to get rid of, he showed us his 22 caliber pistol. He must have seen how I drooled over it and asked would I like to have it. I knew I would not be allowed to, so with much regret I said no.

More about this friend another time. You will just have to wait.:woohoo:

Morris wrote:

Another true one from my teenage years:

When I was about 13 or 14 we lived in the country and a friend of my Father was moving to town. He came to our place and during a discussion about things he had to get rid of, he showed us his 22 caliber pistol. He must have seen how I drooled over it and asked would I like to have it. I knew I would not be allowed to, so with much regret I said no.

More about this friend another time. You will just have to wait.:woohoo:

I'm waiting Morris

Paul

We are "ALL" waiting for the next instalment of the story Morris? Dave.

When I heard they had found a cure for Dyslexia.........

It was like music to my arse.